I want some and I want it now and I want it BAD!!!
**** my hands just aint cutting it anymore after a taste of the wet hole blah![]()
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I want some and I want it now and I want it BAD!!!
**** my hands just aint cutting it anymore after a taste of the wet hole blah![]()
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Just like Lays, betcha can't F just one!
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I have no clue wtf you just saidOriginally Posted by SwoleCat
but sounds good anyway
There's a potato chip commercial by Lays that claims, "Betcha can't eat just one".......
My fault for presenting a pretty lame ass joke anyhow in the first place.
Shame on me, I learned my lesson...........wtf, I'm losing my touch........
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That's laughs.............he's so happy, he's like "f it, sounds good, works for me!!"Originally Posted by johan
Cool bro.......
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made me laugh....lame, yes....funny, yes
Welcome to the club.
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
that explains it. Never seen american chips comercials
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why dont you just give that girl a call back
Yeah, e-mail her this url!!
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We have been sms'ing a bit and doesnt sound like she wants to repeat the nightOriginally Posted by BWhitaker
I still have a bit of hope left,
I wonder if the saying "once you go black you never go back" is true cause then Im ****ed cause I realt dig black(her) pussy so far
Maby she would love itOriginally Posted by SwoleCat
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In the instance when you "can't go back", you can do this......Originally Posted by johan
"Once you go brown, you'll be able to have women all over town"
"Once you go white, you can pick one for each night"
"Once you go yellow, you'll be a Pimp of a felllow"
So, in the event the prior color is no longer available, please choose from one of our many color options above. You may choose more than one from each color as well, there is no color/infinite limit!
SwoleCat
CEO
Ho's R Us
100 Beaver Ave.
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LMAO best post of the yearOriginally Posted by SwoleCat
I think Im gonna make it a goal in life to hit every color atleast twice![]()
would love to do alot of dirty things to the brazilian beach volly team, my god![]()
that got me it big trouble lonely troubleOriginally Posted by johan
All I have to hear is "BRAZIL" and I am there...........Originally Posted by johan
VIVA BRAZIL.............BRASIL..................BOTH THOSE MUTHAS!!!
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sweet, I hit all 3 colors and some. Where's my T shirt SC?Originally Posted by SwoleCat
By the way, now I am with a brown skin chica and I am never going back! She has the best characteristics of all the women.
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try a search for ana paula and pires(cant remember first name). thats the 2 hotties.![]()
Start datin that chick, after about 2 yrs of sex everyday it'll go away alittle. Then after 3yrs you won't even want to touch her but you'll have your game and moves down pretty **** good to pimp with other girls![]()
Originally Posted by abstrack
I've a letter here from the lady in the "brown" category, indicating you did not successfully complete your mission w/her. T-shirt is packaged, but awaiting comfirmation of penetration without negotiation nor interrogation, only available on Playstation next to the plantation by the train station.
Back with more local news........
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naw the brown skin honey here is very satisfied. I'll leave it up for a sec then i have t take it down.
Last edited by abstrack; 08-22-2004 at 01:21 PM.
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T-shirt sent!
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After 8 months, you don't want it so muchOriginally Posted by johan
maybe so for you, but I know in my case that sh1t is not true.Originally Posted by 63190
abstrack@protonmail.com
yea what in the chirst are u talking about!?Originally Posted by 63190
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im horny![]()
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lol tru dat bro, I don't think it ever goes awayOriginally Posted by Beernutz
Just pop the question and you can have all the stinky pinky that you want![]()
Since you live in sweden you already have access to the hottest blonde bombshells anywhere on earth! my situation is different..I'm in NC and there are a ton of black chicksLets work a deal? I'll trade you 4 sista's for one tall thick blonde/blue eyed babe.
Its been a year and half for me, i dont even remember what a boob feels like...Originally Posted by abstrack
just touch yourself anywhereOriginally Posted by Philliagorillia
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Originally Posted by mass junkie
LMAO![]()
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Originally Posted by mass junkie
Mass hun...you could be a sweetheart and let him touch your man boobage!!!![]()
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
k...soon as you take it out of your mouthOriginally Posted by purplelaceteddy
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YEAH! Lemme get a gander at them big ol dirty pillows, your about a DD arent yaOriginally Posted by mass junkie
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Originally Posted by mass junkie
well if i have to share......then ..ok...next time i'm biting...![]()
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
DealOriginally Posted by Benches505
I prefer brunettes anyway![]()
Smart man!Originally Posted by johan
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offcourseOriginally Posted by SwoleCat
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