your favorite line from a movie

[radar1234]

"austria eh? well then,lets throw another shrimp on the barbie!!!"

jim carey:dumb&dumber

[tonytone]

too many fav's to mention, but yours made me think of one of the funniest. On Ace Ventura 1, when he goes to that dinner party, and the butler opens the door, and Ace says "Ay Captain Stuben, Power go for and dock. Permission to come aboard sir". (think that's what he says) . funny stuff

[radar1234]

"mary...i desperatly want to make love too a schoolboy."

also jim carey in dumb&dumber

[tonytone]

Guess this one.........

"Too small...? You could park a jumbo f*cking jet there Tyrone"

[radar1234]

that one with renee zelweger

[Z-Ro]

Road Trip: "Look what I got! Dude!!! Did you skin a Cheeta!??? No dude, its her panies..." - Stifler Dude

[tonytone]

"suck Me Beautiful!!!!!!"

[tonytone]

that one with renee zelweger

nope, guess again

[SexyKitty]

Guess this one.........

"Too small...? You could park a jumbo f*cking jet there Tyrone"

Probably the funniest part of "Snatch"!

[tonytone]

Probably the funniest part of "Snatch"!

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!! you win

[cavemanspearchucker]

i have two things in this world, my word and my balls. i brake them for no one

[Z-Ro]

Probably the funniest part of "Snatch"!

how could i forget snatch!!!

"well the way i see it, your gun says 'replica', my gun says 'desert eagle .50'"

[PrairieDawg]

"Joanie loves Chachi!" -dodgeball

[Jef-El]

In oldschool, when jack black is shaking the kids hand "shoot it, kaboot it, platform me 'lets rock lets rock TODAY'."

[Kärnfysikern]

"conan what is best in life?"

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

[Kärnfysikern]

or this conversation so not a real quote

Jules Winnfield : Mmmm! God****, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet ****! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET **** on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie Dimmick : Knock it off, Julie.
Jules Winnfield : [pause] What?
Jimmie Dimmick : I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys ****. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

[Kärnfysikern]

to many good lines in pulp fiction so Il include this one to lol

I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherf u c ker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his a ss

[Dally]

"conan what is best in life?"

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

WICKED LINES

and UNFORGIVEN

Little Bill:You cowardly son-of-a-bitch you just shot an unarmed man
Will:Well he should armed himself if hes gonna decorate his saloon with my fiend

Little Bill: I don't deserve this. To die like this. I was building a house.
Will: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
Little Bill: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
Will: Yeah.

Will: I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks.

Will: I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

Whore: the same William Munny that dynamited the Rock Island and Pacific in '69 killing women and children and all?

Little Bill: Now, Ned, them whores are gonna tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies, well, I ain't gonna hurt no woman, but I'm gonna hurt you, and not gentle like before, but bad.

awesome ... just bloody awesome movie.

[cb25]

"Donny, were you listening to the dude's story? Then you have no frame of reference. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on!"

or to keep it simple..."Shut the f*ck up Donny!"

next movie...

"I can't see f*ckmook! I have no eyes"

[Pale Horse]

As Good as It Gets, Jack Nicholson "when I write women I take out all reason and accountability, that's how I write then so well!"

And the line from the title " What if this as good as it gets? What if this is all there is?" scary and sad thought.

[DevilsDeity]

"Is this it? Is that what it's all about, Manny?"
".Who do I trust -- me, that's who...."

" There he goes -- one of God's own
prototypes -- a high powered mutant
of some kind never even considered
for mass production. Too weird to
live and too rare to die."

"im your huckleberry"

"got my cheese wiz boy?"

[cb25]

As Good as It Gets, Jack Nicholson "when I write women I take out all reason and accountability, that's how I write then so well!"

And the line from the title " What if this as good as it gets? What if this is all there is?" scary and sad thought.

my fav quote from that movie, when there are people sitting in jack nicholson's table in the restaurant...

"i think people who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"

[Blown_SC]

"Donny, were you listening to the dude's story? Then you have no frame of reference. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on!"

or to keep it simple..."Shut the f*ck up Donny!"

next movie...

"I can't see f*ckmook! I have no eyes"

Ahhhhh the Big Lebowski...

[Philliagorillia]

Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

[RATM]

too many fav's to mention, but yours made me think of one of the funniest. On Ace Ventura 1, when he goes to that dinner party, and the butler opens the door, and Ace says "Ay Captain Stuben, Power go for and dock. Permission to come aboard sir". (think that's what he says) . funny stuff

He says, Ahoy capt stuben, how are gopher and doc. permission to come aboard sir. that is one of the best lines of that movie.

so many, and I am sure that more will come to mind as i read all the posts, but here's one...

What is that??? Velvet????

see if anyone knows.

[bigbouncinballs]

"Strenght and honor" - gladiator
"take me to bed or lose me forever"
"goose ya big stud!"
"tower this is ghostrider requesting a fly-by"
"negative ghostrider, the pattern is full"

[bigbouncinballs]

top gun is rad

[bigordie]

i have two things in this world, my word and my balls. i brake them for no one

scarface bro, thats the ****

[ttuPrincess]

"no body puts Baby in a corner"

[Jef-El]

I also love


"HEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

from the goonies

[Spyder]

"Have you ever sucked a guy's cok? Show me how you suck a guy's cok. Yeah that's it. You're sucking a guy's cok" -Bad Lieutenant

[Peter Gibbons]

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mother Mary, Come again?"-Bricktop(Snatch)

[BDTR]

Bill the Butcher: At my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we are met at this chosen ground, to settle for good and all who holds sway over the five points: us natives, born rightwise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it!

[Casanova33]

if i was going to die for a word that word would be pune tang- animal mother
only steers and queers come from texas
self improvement is masterbation-tyler durden
they took everything they took the stuff we didn't steal, they took the bar the whole f*cking bar-animal house
where's wyat?t he's walking on water-Doc
Your so drunk you are probably seeing two of me, well i got two guns for the both of ya then-tombstone

[khurrams]

Devil's Advocate...when Al Pacino says "Love is overrated, its biologically nothing more than eating large amounts of chocolate" DAYAAAMMM.....I LUV IT

[radar1234]

"you need people like me so you can point your f***in fingers and say 'thats the bad guy'."

al pacino :scarface

[rocco78]

"It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."
-Al Torres "congratulating" Nomi after she leaves his strip club to become a showgirl.

From SHOWGIRLS

[Doc Slin]

"Stifler ****!"

[Doc Slin]

"Self Improvement is masturbation"-Brad Pitt AKA Tyler Durden, FIGHT CLUB.

[pretty_tony]

"don't worry, its just me casper" - the kid who played casper in the movie "kids"
"i used to suck dik for coke" bob saget in "half baked"