A Joke...

[Terinox]

A horse walks into a bar...bartender says:

"Why the long face?"




Cheezy? Yeah I know

[DevilsDeity]

thats like 50 years old but still makes me giggle when i here it

why the long face heheheheh

[Given It]

Here's a funny joke for u guyz... thought it was funny... sorry if ya already read it before...

One day, Todd complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't bother. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it and it only costs $10.00."

Todd figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and the various lights started flashing.

After a brief pause, outpopped a small slip of paper which read: "You have
tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy labor. It will be
better in two weeks".

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises and printed out the following analysis:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a
water softener.

Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.

Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

[Terinox]

OH SHIT!!! That was freaken hilarious!!! Great one GI!!!

[QuietStorm]

And I can't stop laughing, that will go down in the books as a classic.

[Given It]

hehehe....

[Terinox]

Keep em coming if u got more

[Given It]

This is more just a "cute" joke... still a little funny though...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, barely able to see over the dashboard. While cruising along, they came to an intersection. The light was red, but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought for sure she’d seen the light turn red, but said nothing, for fear that she was imagining things.

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection in which the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light was red. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and the two went right through it. Finally, the passenger turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us.”

Mildred turned to her and replied, “Oh, shit! Am I driving?”

[bad_man]

Celine Dione walks into a bar...bartender says:

"Why the long face?"

Bah ha ha ha!!

[Terinox]

Given It, once again, good joke!!!

bad_man, that's low...BUT DAMN FUNNY!!!