So, what's up this weekend?![]()
So, what's up this weekend?![]()
girlfriend is out of town and i'm not getting any............anyone wanna help me out with this situation?!
Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
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Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
Where's victor?
Gym, some biochem homework, then writing and rewriting my first speech..
I'm at work all weekend, Mind you i'm a bouncer so i'll be at the bar so I guess that counts for something![]()
Told me he was gonna be at your place this weekend, something about you and rim jobs?!?Originally Posted by Elliot
KC--name the time and place, although colorado is quite a distance from illinois, i can guarantee you the best 28 seconds of your life.
Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
hmmm, 28 seconds huh
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in the gym until 8:30 tonight,just doing dinner and sex after that.
saturday, i'm in the gym again working, then training w/my new training partner. saturday night i can't go nuts because i have to be up at 6am
sunday, i do volunteer work with disabled children taking them sailing(yes, they allow me around children. very rewarding) so i have to be at the marina at 9am and i'll be there all day. after that i may just sleep
sounds like fun huh?oh well, it's on weekend. next weekend i have to find mayhem
hahaha well you got me beat. its the best 25 seconds you will ever have..ill try for 28 seconds next weekOriginally Posted by 1badcamaro
maybe with some hard work and dedication my friendOriginally Posted by hung-solo
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Originally Posted by partyboynyc
so you get over your condom hatred or find a new chick?
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if you pay by the hours, i'll **** you until saturday afternoon, but if you want it for free.....i'll give you 30 seconds of my time.i always help those in needOriginally Posted by kc
Originally Posted by partyboynyc
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who says i'm a taker and not a giver
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Originally Posted by partyboynyc
the bad thing is, that is his weekend job too.. so i guess take a number hahaha
[QUOTE=kc]so you get over your condom hatred or find a new chick?
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i'm not giving in. i'll work her over for an hour or so then it's go time. if she brings up the condom, i'm bringing up the door
Going to college night at the bar
i just came thinking about it. **** you juicehoe!!!Originally Posted by juicehoe
**** partyboy... u sound like a faster draw then hung-solo![]()
Originally Posted by partyboynyc
Working offcourse. Then im going home to my drunk girlfriend for some 4 in the morning sex.
resting up tonight, so that tomorrow me and my fiance can go pick up this little honey that wants to "play" with us
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Same here, have a safe weekend bro.Originally Posted by GeoQuadzilla
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Stay safe bros and stay off the lager bouncer. Hows that smoking ban going? Its coming here after new year...cant wait hafto running around with an ashtray or search people for smokes.Originally Posted by BOUNCER
**** i'm bored today!!! it's 5o'clock somewhere huh?
i'm not out until 8:30 as i have to train some new girl i hired on the computers.**** i wish i could **** her or something tonight before i see my condom chick.i'm just typing out loud now as i am insanely bored here...this sucks. kc wanna fly in and bang or something.can you be here by 5?Originally Posted by kc
Originally Posted by palme
The smoking ban is going sh*t. Bar business is down BIG TIME, the bar I work has had to lay off one barman and cut others hours back. I work the door by myself on Friday and Saturday, but there's two on Sunday. The other guy has had his hours cut back by 4 hours and there's talk of laying him off on Sunday now. Tourists hate the ban, accept American's. But (no offence guys) Americans don't spend money as their not big drinkers, so we can take or leave 'em at the bars. Big drinkers would be Brit's, Scots, Welsh, South Africans, Aussies and Kiwi's, Canadian's and you guys.
Boring weekend here...
Workin on some physics now while ejnoying a cold one (BTW, anyone really proficient in electromagnetism? i may have a question).
In about an hour or so, im gonna fire some venison chops on the grill for me and two of my guys while we enjoy a couple more cold ones. Maybe hit up some clubs later tonite, but i gotta work 14hrs sat. and sun. NOT lookin forward to it.
Originally Posted by partyboynyc
8:30bummer man! i'll be lit by then for sure....
hmm....
cab to airport $45
airfare $225
cab to nyc's office $35
cab back to airport $35
cab home $45
provin to pb that my condom trick works....priceless
that is too funny! can you teach thsi girl your trick??maybe you can draw here liek a diagram or something because i'm having mixed feeling tonight about the sexOriginally Posted by kc
hahahaha
Originally Posted by kc
boy just go get laid.....Originally Posted by partyboynyc
just make sure you get yours before she goes for the wrap...just in case
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there's no diagram, it's all about distraction![]()
Originally Posted by partyboynyc
$385 huh...that's it![]()
if it's all about distraction, maybe i can pull a rabbit out of a hat whOriginally Posted by kc
ile i'm ****ing her and take the **** thing off
lmao, you do that and i'll take you up on your $385Originally Posted by partyboynyc
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Who is this condom chick your talking about?
So, I guess you found acceptable condoms? or a more willing participant?
Originally Posted by partyboynyc
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
stating home tonite. got a new girl i met coming over after work around 9:00 with a dvd that we hopefully only make about 15 minutes into watching it. i have a plasma in my bedroom so thats a good excuse to get her in bed. the tv in my bedroom has a better picture then the one in my familyroom or gameroom. works all the time. then sat im going to win the best body in the burgh contest at tequila willes "i belive" at the boardwalk. all you do is get on stage and take your shirt off and whoever gets the loudest applause wins. there are alot of hot girls who usually enter. but i figure ill probably bring a girl home from the bar afterwards. maybe ill win and bring home the girl who wins. also on sat im doing the one thing everyone here thinks is the sin of all sins. im drinking on roids. i try to not drink to often when cycling, but everyother week is as long as i can go. i just have to much fun drinking at clubs.
hey kc, was that you who posted last weekend was there birthday. and if so did you get laid yet?
on the pill, but insists on condoms!what the **** is that?i am so turned off to sex nowOriginally Posted by palme
Originally Posted by kc
that was great!!
Thats sickOriginally Posted by partyboynyc
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