resized vaginas..

[decadbal]

i just heard that women are having surgeries to resize their vagina to where its like new.. i think we have reached the apex of our evolution..haha

[mass junkie]

You should be happy that a woman would shrink her puss to feel your lil weewee

[bigordie]

thats awsome some of the trash i f*ck with might wanna consider that

[Spoon]

They have had this for quite a while now. its called tightening. women who have had 2 or more children usually get this operation after the actual childbirth.

[decadbal]

You should be happy that a woman would shrink her puss to feel your lil weewee

******* point, i guess a guys ass is always tight, so they know when your tiny penis is in...GO NOLES whore u..lol

[R.Gotti]

You should be happy that a woman would shrink her puss to feel your lil weewee

[hung-solo]

all womens' well most that i have been with have tight hoody hoos!

[AnabolicBoy1981]

I think my mom had that surgery. Seriously.

One time I found this diary thing under the couch, and I read it. I knew she was having her tubes tied, but the book also said she was having her "mayers" tighted. What the hell is a mayer?
I pretty much figured it out for myself that it probably meant she was having her sloppy pussy, which I raveged and warped on a hot summer's day when i was born, cut and sown tighter to make my daddy happy.

Now i know why dads hate their kids. Every time we act up, dad's prolly think "God **** it! My sex life had to be ruined just for you?!! I shoulda had your mother swallow you !!"

[bigordie]

yeah bro your mom did have the surgery, trust me, and tell her i said thanks

[Anhydro78]

Yeah Ive know of some girls that need that one done. I hooked up with this girl one time that liked to put KY on everything and use sex toys and stuff.

I was eating her and ended up fitting my whole hand in there up to my thumb (wiggling my fingers around) she started going nuts she looked down asked how many fingers is that and I said all of them. She was like just dont stop.

[RussianVodka]

It sounds good for me:-) I like tight vaginas:-)

[Farmer]

You should be happy that a woman would shrink her puss to feel your lil weewee

Ouch..OWNED

Peace

Farmer

[Mesomorphyl]

yeah bro your mom did have the surgery, trust me, and tell her i said thanks

[Juggernaut]

I know it's odd but my close friend, one I train with now and then, was talking about having this done. She was wanting to do it for her hubby (trust me he is a lucky bastard..she's hot) due to the ravages of child birth, she's a small woman. I'd never heard of it until she told me about it.

The jeleous bastard that I am told her she should have a man with a larger unit......of course I did the whole eyebrows going up and down thing when I said it. hahahahaha

[hung-solo]

I know it's odd but my close friend, one I train with now and then, was talking about having this done. She was wanting to do it for her hubby (trust me he is a lucky bastard..she's hot) due to the ravages of child birth, she's a small woman. I'd never heard of it until she told me about it.

The jeleous bastard that I am told her she should have a man with a larger unit......of course I did the whole eyebrows going up and down thing when I said it. hahahahaha

**** you might get lucky one day bro...hhahaha

[Juggernaut]

**** you might get lucky one day bro...hhahaha

I wish....really I do. I love everything about her....a very special person too me.

[mustang331]

I think my mom had that surgery. Seriously.

One time I found this diary thing under the couch, and I read it. I knew she was having her tubes tied, but the book also said she was having her "mayers" tighted. What the hell is a mayer?
I pretty much figured it out for myself that it probably meant she was having her sloppy pussy, which I raveged and warped on a hot summer's day when i was born, cut and sown tighter to make my daddy happy.

Now i know why dads hate their kids. Every time we act up, dad's prolly think "God **** it! My sex life had to be ruined just for you?!! I shoulda had your mother swallow you !!"

Whats kinda gross is you actually read your MOM'S Diary!

[c_ville]

I think my mom had that surgery. Seriously.

One time I found this diary thing under the couch, and I read it. I knew she was having her tubes tied, but the book also said she was having her "mayers" tighted. What the hell is a mayer?
I pretty much figured it out for myself that it probably meant she was having her sloppy pussy, which I raveged and warped on a hot summer's day when i was born, cut and sown tighter to make my daddy happy.

Now i know why dads hate their kids. Every time we act up, dad's prolly think "God **** it! My sex life had to be ruined just for you?!! I shoulda had your mother swallow you !!"

you have my vote for funniest poster on this site. the one about ****ting yourself still cracks me up

[SMYL_GR8]

There was a doctor on 60 minutes that was doing this procedure, but doing it so wrong that the women could not have sex AT ALL afterwards. That's gotta suck! . . . or she's gotta suck.

[decadbal]

That's gotta suck! . . . or she's gotta suck.

if she dont then bye bye

[clockworks]

you have my vote for funniest poster on this site. the one about ****ting yourself still cracks me up

i second that...anabolicboy1981 cracks me, so consistently, up.