Man, I'm infuriated. There's this part of me that really hates our world's only natural satellite. I know it sounds a bit strange, but I swear that ****er has been plotting some ****. I mean, I don't trust anything that just orbits all day and ****. It knows EVERYTHING. It's been watching for millions of years, since the beginning even. Mr. Luna, if that is your real name, I know you can hear me, and I'm giving you fair warning... return my Jenga collection immediately or I'm knocking your ass out of orbit.
Bow to me.
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http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-lounge-off-topic-discussion/125140-god%2A%2A%2A%2A-tuna.html