Checking out Warriors Web Site it reminded of some funny T-Shirts I saw in my Chopper magazine! (I'm shopping for a chopper).
I'm Fat because fat people are hard to kidnap.
Do I look like a ****ing people person to you?
Heavily medicated for Your protection.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Tell your Boobs to stop staring at my eyes!
On a huge ugly overweight guy, his belly hanging out the bottom of this T-shirt, it said "Chicks dig me"