good bar story

[MASStermind]

My buddy was out drinking the other night with some friends and they saw some girls and went up to them and started talking. About 3 minutes later a group of mexican guys crowds behind him and the guys started saying "hey those are our girls we just bought them drinks". My buddy ignores them and continues to coversate with the girls, and they say again, "hey man we just bought those girls drinks". My buddy doenst even turn around to look at them, he grabs one of the girls drinks they bought her chugs it down in 2 gulps, then slams the drink down on the table, gets up and towers above the guy starting crap and stares him right in the eyes and says "look bro youre really starting to annoy me"

The guy almost ****s his pants and runs off like a pussy.

[itsallmental]

thats all you got?

[MASStermind]

thats all you got?

What do you mean by that? I dont get it.

[bigordie]

yeah man i thought it was just about to get good

[MASStermind]

yeah man i thought it was just about to get good

I think the irony of the situation escapes you both. See the guys were bitching they bought the girls drinks and then my friend grabs the drink they bought the girl and chugs it almost a slap in their face. Get it now?

[itsallmental]

ya but still, my mom could make a better story while shes taking a diarhea dump.

[bigordie]

ya but still, my mom could make a better story while shes taking a diarhea dump.

[MASStermind]

ya but still, my mom could make a better story while shes taking a diarhea dump.

Hey can you explain your screen name please, What does it mean? Does it mean that your back is all huge just in your head and not in your avatar?

[TheDfromGC]

Hey can you explain your screen name please, What does it mean? Does it mean that your back is all huge just in your head and not in your avatar?

[itsallmental]

Hey can you explain your screen name please, What does it mean? Does it mean that your back is all huge just in your head and not in your avatar?

[kloter1]

funny ****. i dont think i have the balls to do that.

[helios]

yep...it was a poor attempt at a joke

[AandF6969]

I thought it was kinda funny... the original post that is

[houseofpain]

tell the rest of the story.

[PiecinItUp]

I think its one of those "had to be there" kinda things, but I laughed, sorta

[tubbytank]

would be better if it had some circus midgets in it.........

[Bigen12]

We have been having a lot of Mexicans coming to the bar where I work on Saturday nights. We have been having a problem with them getting in fights, and grabbing women.
The other night in the back parking lot, a couple of Mexicans got into a fight with a couple of locals. We went out to break it up, and as we usually do, we escort the combatants to their vehicles. I was taking one of the Mexicans to his ride, and I finally had to open the door to his car and help him get into his car. I guess he was still pissed from the fight, and he decided to, while sitting in the back of his SUV, kick me in the stomach. It really pissed me off, and before I could think about what I was doing, I leaned in and backhanded him knocking him flat on his back in the back seat. The funny part was the look on his face; he was absolutely amazed that I had just backhanded him. I busted out laughing, which really helped the situation, they were so pissed, but I couldn’t help myself. They talked **** in their vehicle for a couple of minutes. Finally they shut the doors and rode off.

[needmorestrength]

We have been having a lot of Mexicans coming to the bar where I work on Saturday nights. We have been having a problem with them getting in fights, and grabbing women.
The other night in the back parking lot, a couple of Mexicans got into a fight with a couple of locals. We went out to break it up, and as we usually do, we escort the combatants to their vehicles. I was taking one of the Mexicans to his ride, and I finally had to open the door to his car and help him get into his car. I guess he was still pissed from the fight, and he decided to, while sitting in the back of his SUV, kick me in the stomach. It really pissed me off, and before I could think about what I was doing, I leaned in and backhanded him knocking him flat on his back in the back seat. The funny part was the look on his face; he was absolutely amazed that I had just backhanded him. I busted out laughing, which really helped the situation, they were so pissed, but I couldn’t help myself. They talked **** in their vehicle for a couple of minutes. Finally they shut the doors and rode off.

lol see now thats a story!! it ended up with you hitting someone lol

[OGPackin]

ya but still, my mom could make a better story while shes taking a diarhea dump.

Well get mom on here and give us a bed time story...

OG

[itsallmental]

Well get mom on here and give us a bed time story...

OG

she's still taking a dump.

[bigordie]

We have been having a lot of Mexicans coming to the bar where I work on Saturday nights. We have been having a problem with them getting in fights, and grabbing women.
The other night in the back parking lot, a couple of Mexicans got into a fight with a couple of locals. We went out to break it up, and as we usually do, we escort the combatants to their vehicles. I was taking one of the Mexicans to his ride, and I finally had to open the door to his car and help him get into his car. I guess he was still pissed from the fight, and he decided to, while sitting in the back of his SUV, kick me in the stomach. It really pissed me off, and before I could think about what I was doing, I leaned in and backhanded him knocking him flat on his back in the back seat. The funny part was the look on his face; he was absolutely amazed that I had just backhanded him. I busted out laughing, which really helped the situation, they were so pissed, but I couldn’t help myself. They talked **** in their vehicle for a couple of minutes. Finally they shut the doors and rode off.

see, good stories end in violence...espicialy biotch slapping

[needmorestrength]

see, good stories end in violence...espicialy biotch slapping

lol exactly

[MASStermind]

you guys didnt let me finish my story. After that as the mexicans were walking away my friend tapped them on the shoulder. And when they turned around he started hitting them one by one by one until they were all flat on the floor. Then he pissed on them. I have attached a picture of the guys right before he hit them.

[houseofpain]

i like bigen's story

[nathanw21]

yeah your story would only be funny if you apart of it.

[houseofpain]

yeah your story would only be funny if you apart of it.

it would have been even funnier if he were talking about midget strippers popping out of cupcakes

[nathanw21]

it would have been even funnier if he were talking about midget strippers popping out of cupcakes

i was trying to think of somethign funny to add. but how do you respond to this. hahaha maybe if these guys were at the bar

[HeavyHitter]

they were both good stories.... although violence always spices up the story!!

[MASStermind]

i would think a clever way to avoid a fight would be a lot better. Whats the big deal in fighting?