Best bet is to keep the day job, as the "jokes" are far from funny.
The only thing the "jokes" are doing are starting trouble, and you don't want that.
Your posts did not appear to be a joke at all, and you could have EASILY remedied the situation by telling the person YOU offended it was a joke.
You didn't, instead you posted three times after he was obviously irritated by what you contributed, and not once did you mention it was a joke UNTIL me and Vette stepped in.
Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm.
Do not pm me explaining, I don't care.
~SC~