whoops! Farted while getting head!!

I could hardly believe it. I met this ratther appealing slut at the bar and took her home. Bust out with some Ameretto and we started swapping spit and all that jazz. Then she removed my undies and started blowing me on my recliner. Unfortunately for her sake, I had some wicked chili that my neighbor cooked earlier that day. So she's sucking me off and i didnt even feel it coming on the on-deck circle and I let loose a giant fart right in her face, lol..
She was somewhat upset, and I started to laugh and laugh, hell i couldnt stop laughing. I attempted to console her but she got up and left me hangin! what a b*tch!!! :D

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Originally Posted by Tony Soprano

she got up and left me hangin! what a b*tch!!! :D

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Gee I wonder why :lol:

A piece didn't come out, i don't see any problem.

dayummmmm. pretty sick

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Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

A piece didn't come out, i don't see any problem.

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no, now that would be rude...

thats just ..... plain sexy.

:lol:

i always thought it would be funny to fart in a sluts face. that is a stroy you can tell forever and it will never get old

sooooooo your mom didnt get that mad then?

I thought this was used in Mallrats.

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Originally Posted by Dally

thats just ..... plain sexy.

:lol:

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Awyeeeahhh.. I doubt SK would agree though :dg:

classic

doing this is even worse bro... i've thought about it but never quite had the balls to do it and i'm usually willing to do just about anything for a laugh!

LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK AND CONTAINS NUDITY!!!

Fart On Girl Video

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Hahahahahahaha classic! :lol: Ive been close of doing that with my girl, she would never give me head again if it happend :(

Man that video is funny :D


My G/f does not see what i am laughing about.

Thats just not right to leave u hanging like that... :dg:

OG

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Originally Posted by OGPackin

Thats just not right to leave u hanging like that... :dg:

OG

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thats what i am talking about! i mean she could have pinched her nose. what was she thinking??

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Originally Posted by hung-solo

thats what i am talking about! i mean she could have pinched her nose. what was she thinking??

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Yeah why leave, its not his fault he ate chilli the day before she (a total stranger) started to suck on his dick. Women! :rolleyes:

Nice!

thats totally awesome..

What a lame thread! Well, next time just pound a butt plug up there and give the poor slut's nose a break. At least have a fan standing by.

DON'T ask me about chicks who fart when THEY are getting head! I'm not telling!

I don't understand some women either.. I was taking a shower with my ex about 3 yrs ago and i had to piss.. so i gave her a golden shower :D

She was very upset.. but fawkit we were in the shower.

that video is funny as hell... man she was pissed.

man, what was that chick all up in his ass for anyways? Serves her right! :afro:

www.farthammer.com

Had a friend lay a big fart on some chick while she was between his legs giving him head. She pretended like it never happened at the time...they never spoke after that night.

i'm just wondering if she ever came back and completed the video...? if so i'd like to get a copy of it.

A.A.

i've got the worst story. My chick was giving me head and she said she smelled s**t, turned out I had s**t myself. Pretty embarassing, luckily my GF laughed her ass off and I was the one embarassed.

YUCK!!

Man... dont any of you guys just hold it in? :lol:

and sh**ing yourself?? How old are you that you cant control your bowel movements? Might want to go get that checked out. ;)

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YUCK!!

Man... dont any of you guys just hold it in? :lol:

and sh**ing yourself?? How old are you that you cant control your bowel movements? Might want to go get that checked out. ;)

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haha lol, that video is great though

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Originally Posted by MASStermind

i've got the worst story. My chick was giving me head and she said she smelled s**t, turned out I had s**t myself. Pretty embarassing, luckily my GF laughed her ass off and I was the one embarassed.

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lol.. how does one **** on himself? Did help clean up your filthy mess?

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i've got the worst story. My chick was giving me head and she said she smelled s**t, turned out I had s**t myself. Pretty embarassing, luckily my GF laughed her ass off and I was the one embarassed.

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:scratch:

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i've got the worst story. My chick was giving me head and she said she smelled s**t, turned out I had s**t myself. Pretty embarassing, luckily my GF laughed her ass off and I was the one embarassed.

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:?:...

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Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien

i'm just wondering if she ever came back and completed the video...? if so i'd like to get a copy of it.

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Come on now. She sticks her tongue in guys asses for a living. She sucks dick RIGHT AFTER it has been in her ass. Im sure a little fart is considered foreplay for that whore.

hmmm... i wonder if the anal fart/oral was written into her contract for an extra 50 bucks...

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