The Decree on the Fate of Long Threads in the Lounge
Although it is quite obvious that I am an omnipotent being, I sometimes do not feel the need to read every thread in the lounge. At times, the sheer magnitude of posts, most made by meandering proles- allows for a proliferation of 'sludge', which permeates into a gelatinous mold of crapulence, extending more than one page in length. This is not acceptable. I refuse to dredge through a festering lagoon of post whoring to get to the point of a thread started by an oversized beastiality lover (here's looking at you, Quadzilla). From now on, as your superior, I demand a written synopsis of every thread in the lounge totalling more than one page, and/or 25 posts in my PM box on the dawn of every day, excluding the Lord's (my) day, Sunday.
Non-compliance will result in ****ation.
The Lord God has spoken.
