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Any good stories? Horror stories? Tactics to get them offline into your bed? Good sites to meet them? and also some tips when talking to them online.
I've banged chicks off aol, hotornot, match.com. I used to be a pioneer in the field when people would call me a loser for meeting chicks online. It was easy game back them getting these horny girls. Now every desperate loser is doing it and the market is saturated with loser guys and fat chicks. I wish I could go back to the good old days.
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I think this about sums it up
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this is the pic I sent chicks
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Southern Steel Bodybuilding
hahah funny. ive met one on aol chat room took a year but finally hooked up with her.
Southern Steel Bodybuilding
forgot, i actually dated another girl i met in a chat room. she was a real wackjob. she was always taking prozac and pills. she was a good bang and plus she was a pharmacist..got tons of pills!
i've done it many many times. it helps if you both have webcams so you can see each other first. i don't do it much anymore. i'm kinda busy right now but i'll elaborate later.
A.A.
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whats your source for these women? Yahoo, aol?Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
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When i first got out of prison that was how i hooked up with chicks.. worked good too. Now i have 2 kids with one of them ... hahaha
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I meet one chick on the internet and she was fat an nasty, she had a picture that she had taken when she was in highschool. She must have weighed 40 pounds more then she did in the picture. I Still put honey on her ass and licked it off...mmm yeah
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I met a couple of ladies off the net... man what a mistake that was...
I don't know if it's just me who is a whack-job magnet or what, but every single one I met off the net was freaking insane or lost in the twilight-zone or something...
I did get some decent nookie but I don't think it was worth it in the long run...
Red
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yeah one i met was fatter than hell. I regret boning her but I did. It was like trying to save a beached whale where you try to roll them over and you feel that cold dead skin blubber. GROSS! I was like might as well get a BJ cause i drove a long ass way to see how she looked. She was so nasty. But as she gave me BJ she was begging me to **** her so I did with my eyes closed. I lasted all of 2 seconds both times. Then I saw her run to the bathroom and it was just nasty. This ass of hers was huge and had no shape. I dont know how something that big has no shape. It looked like that goo falling down on Nickolodeon shows double dare. And there were stretch marks all over and she was really pasty white and had these nasty pus filled pink pimples all over her chest. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
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whaling stabing yeah
VET
Yaaarrrrr!
Ye speared moby-dick and ye survived to tell the tale!? yaaarrrrrrrr!
Red
Anabolic Member
think i just lost my appetite...
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**** sounds like you got a nasty big mac with extra fries there
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please read the rules of the baord before posting!! You can't ask for sources.
ALL YOUR SOURCES IS BELONG TO US
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bahahah
Anabolic Member
by far nastiest reading in my life
Senior Member
its funny every time!!!
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This chick sent me some nudes she looked mint so i go to meet her and i pull up next to her and she doesnt even have a neck shes so fat needless to say i was soooo pissed and didnt even want to hang with the beast but i took a blow
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I wish I could have left it at that with this girl. But i'm not one that can nut off a BJ and I had rented the hotel room for an hour and still had a good 45 minutes left and I didnt want to waste my 15 dollars so I decided to give it a ride.
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ive done it quite a few times
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that is for ppl with no social skills.
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thats pretty presumptuous bro. You speak like we dont ask these girls out on a date and then take them out and have conversation with them and do the same process. Would you say being hooked up by a friend on a blind date is for someone with no social skills?
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dont know, im not so shy i cant talk to a girl in person... the entire internet thing is where losers go, im sure not everyone who does it is a loser, im sure there are normal ppl out there, i merely mean the higher percent is shut in reject losers, who cant talk to a girl or are afraid to, who knows, who cares really, it doesnt involve me..
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man do i know you or something? How the hell did you know i'm a shut in reject loser?
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I've had quite a few off the net. Not always the ugly,fat nasty people would think actually. I've only met one toad off the net. .. I've used ICQ,Yahoo...Mostly Icq when I was younger that way I could search the immediate area for what they had to offer.
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Crap, I need to try ICQ. Always thought ICQ was international poon. I'd always get IMs from japanese women wanting me to teach them English.
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yeah.
VET
Is it her?
Red
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if you took off the glasses, the clothes and the wig that would be her
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Yes I have to admit I have shagged a rather large lady off the net...but when you go all that way to turn up, and she's not what she says but has typed a hell of a lot of filthy **** at you, what do you do?
Take one for the team I say..........
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oh and the funny thing was she stated that no one could lift her and shag her against the wall...but me being superman said sure I can...well she was right.....
Also she was about 7 feet tall and I am 5'11''. She was like the 'huge bitch' from Duece Bigalow, but fatter.
That's a huge bitch!!
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Oh hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would buy her some mcdonalds food take her to the pasture throw the food out the window,watch her chase after it like a fat dog in heat and leave her fat ass in the pasture with the rest of the fat cows
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Oh hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would buy her some mcdonalds food take her to the pasture throw the food out the window,watch her chase after it like a fat dog in heat and leave her fat ass in the pasture with the rest of the fat cows
Shut up IX you know you'd still hit it
Fourth Koala of the Apocalypse
Yeah I boinked a chick I met online. Like most internet p*ssy, she was a few years older and a few pounds heavier than her pic. Not too bad, though. And she was cool with a lot of my little weirdnesses. After a week we decided we were an item and we dispensed with the condoms and started telling people we were a couple. We were trying to decide whether I would move in with her or she would move in with me, when one day she came over and found a rubber in the trash. You would think she would be GLAD I was using them with other chicks, but NOOOOooooooo.... so we split up and she went back to hunting dick on yahoo, and I went back to my exes. We are still friends, though. Sort of.
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i must be a loser with no social skills toolol, never done a fat bird though lol
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what he said, took the words right out of my mouth, i laugh back at my friends who say its sad meeting girls from the net, while they are sat at home w@nking off every night to porn flicks, and im having fun either lining one up, or meeting another, i ask whos the sad one really?? its just a means to meet people if you have a restricted social life, personally i dont drink and i work online, so for me, its fun
peace
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Who here cares to share their websuites they boink chicks off of? If they dont mind the competition? Personally AOL sucks balls right now. Havent used hotornot in a while and another one has too stiff compeititon for me so i'm not even going to mention it. match.com is the absolute worst one to goto cause its 1 girl to 100000 guys ratio.
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