whats your bes chat up line?

[Chemical King]

motivated by last nightd failure to pull, i was after som eideas for good chat up lines and things to keep the conversation going.

[G-Force]

dont scream i've got a knive

[SwoleCat]

Are you meaning pick up lines?

~SC~

[Prime]

i just put my jag in for a service........................
my penis if 5 inches............................ some women dont like it that wide.
Personally i think chat up lines are total crap!

[G-Force]

Are you meaning pick up lines?

~SC~

in the UK chat up lines = pick up lines
& to pull = to score

with a bird (chick)

[Elysium]

If im honest i dont use pick up lines "Hi" usually does the trick.

[G-Force]

i've never used a chat up line in my life

except once when i pulled by saying "I'm crap in bed!"
it made her laugh and i was in


i even pulled once by saying can i sit on your face

[SwoleCat]

in the UK chat up lines = pick up lines
& to pull = to score

with a bird (chick)

Thanks, you are the "bollocks" for that.......

I think?



~SC~

[Elysium]

in the UK chat up lines = pick up lines
& to pull = to score

with a bird (chick)

Eh? What are you talkin about? That aint true mate

[G-Force]

Thanks, you are the "bollocks" for that.......

I think?



~SC~

ha
yeah that works

it wouldve been better if you had said you are the dogs bollocks

the dogs bollocks = f**kin brilliant

bollocks = v bad

[G-Force]

Eh? What are you talkin about? That aint true mate

yeah it is

people in the US go and score with a chick

and in the UK you go and pull a bird


dont listen to messy he doesnt get out much

[Elysium]

yeah it is

people in the US go and score with a chick

and in the UK you go and pull a bird


dont listen to messy he doesnt get out much

Thats true. Oh by the way i used to live in Lewisham, know where that is?

[Elysium]

=

HOW CRAZY IS THAT?!

[SwoleCat]

ha
yeah that works

it wouldve been better if you had said you are the dogs bollocks

the dogs bollocks = f**kin brilliant

bollocks = v bad

K, then u are the "DOGS BOLLOCKS!"



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[G-Force]

Thats true. Oh by the way i used to live in Lewisham, know where that is?

yep

havent been there though

heard its a bit dodgy

[Elysium]

yep

havent been there though

heard its a bit dodgy

Very dodgy mate! Bit of a rough area, one reason why i moved.

[Prime]

Thats true. Oh by the way i used to live in Lewisham, know where that is?

i gotta go work in lewisham in the next few weeks, coaching in schools. Not looking forward to it!

[Elysium]

i gotta go work in lewisham in the next few weeks, coaching in schools. Not looking forward to it!

Haha good luck! A personal question, are you Black/White? (wasnt meant to be a racist question)

[G-Force]

i gotta go work in lewisham in the next few weeks, coaching in schools. Not looking forward to it!

have u got a knife?

if not i'm sure one of the school kids will sell you one

[Elysium]

have u got a knife?

if not i'm sure one of the school kids will sell you one

hahahahahahhahahaha

[Prime]

im white with long hair

[Elysium]

im white with long hair

HAHA! Best of the luck with that then!

[Prime]

HAHA! Best of the luck with that then!

Im not worried! ill just switch to my cockney accent and try and look mean The **** thing is i have to wear some crappy t-shirt advertising my uni! Somehow i think ill be wearing it under my rugby shirt!

[G-Force]

anyway back on to chat up lines...

"If i said you had a beautiful body...would you take off your clothes and dance around a bit?"

[Prime]

anyway back on to chat up lines...

"If i said you had a beautiful body...would you take off your clothes and dance around a bit?"

nope its ****!
how about
im not like other guys.......................i actually find you attractive!

[Elysium]

"Do you want to dance?" "Yes" Then you site next to her best friend

[G-Force]

bloke: "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

birds comeback - "preferably unfertalised"

blokes comeback to birds comeback

"well i'll do you up the @rse then"

[needmorestrength]

haha try this "Bob"... she'll say "huh" then u say "oh I thought u asked for my name"

[Elysium]

haha try this "Bob"... she'll say "huh" then u say "oh I thought u asked for my name"

thats lame bro, just lame.

[Elysium]

As i DJ im not usually out clubbing, im providing the music, if anyone here has ever been a DJ/MC you will know that women throw themselves at you!

[needmorestrength]

thats lame bro, just lame.

No its not.. watch that movie with Jamie Fox... I tried it last night as a joke had her laughing all the way to my bed

[G-Force]

I'd like to see what you look like when i'm naked

[Chemical King]

I once tried
"hi, fancy a fu*k"

lucky for me the women I asked happened to be the biggest slag in town so it worked. The time after that I got a slap and a drink over my head. Needles to say, I didnt pull score that night

[UNNAMED-FEELING]

As i DJ im not usually out clubbing, im providing the music, if anyone here has ever been a DJ/MC you will know that women throw themselves at you!

Yup that is so f***** true and SWEEEEET!

[Chemical King]

MESSY -Didnt know u were a DJ. Can you help me out with this thread :

http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...d.php?t=128515

[Elysium]

MESSY -Didnt know u were a DJ. Can you help me out with this thread :

http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...d.php?t=128515

Not my music mate, i play Rnb/Hiphop, UKG and DnB

http://www.impact106fm.com

[Psychotron]

As i DJ im not usually out clubbing, im providing the music, if anyone here has ever been a DJ/MC you will know that women throw themselves at you!

haha i dont throw around any flyers or apply anywhere, i wonder...

[decadbal]

MASS said this one on another thread few back, i love it..lol

dont turn this rape into a murder..LOL

[Blown_SC]

MASS said this one on another thread few back, i love it..lol

dont turn this rape into a murder..LOL

ROFL.........

[G-Force]

I once tried
"hi, fancy a fu*k"

lucky for me the women I asked happened to be the biggest slag in town so it worked. The time after that I got a slap and a drink over my head. Needles to say, I didnt pull score that night

i excpect "fancy a f*ck" would work most of the time in the north of england doesnt it?

a bird came up and chatted to me when i was in Blackpool, and asked if i wanted to get a hotel room - within 5 minutes of meeting her

i should go up north more often