when you phuck a stranger in the ass
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when you phuck a stranger in the ass
Retired Vet
Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'till it goes click.
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What is this "day of rest" ****? What is this bull****, man? I don't ****ing care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've ****ed you in the ass Saturday, I'll **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead!
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
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What I'm blathering about - new **** has come to light, man. She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's cool, and of course they're going to say that they didn't get the money, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey...
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You ready to be ****ed man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
Well that's just like.. your opinion man...
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Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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...I dropped off the money exactly as per - look... man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light, and - y'know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, y'know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, y'know, given the nature of all this new ****, y'know, i-i-i-i-this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, y'know?
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Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
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Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya' about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for himself. See, this Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, Dude, there's a name no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, like-wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned' interestin'. See, they call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels", but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I aint never been to London, and I aint never seen France. And I aint never seen no queen in her ****ed undies, so the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can with a smile on my face. Without feelin' like the good lord gipped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early nineties - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the eye-rackies. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man, I wont say a hero, cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here - The dude from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles County. Which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.
Last edited by Blown_SC; 11-06-2004 at 05:03 PM.
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jesus...Originally Posted by Blown_SC
thats right man, no body phucks with da jesus
8yr oles dude
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"you're killing your father larry"
"Were you listening to the dudes's story Donny? Well then you have no frame of reference. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and..."
"and dude, please...chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature...asian american, please."
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you are entering a world of pain.... mark that an 8 and your entering a world of pain
Anabolic Member
What movie is this from?
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BAN....
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Agreed!
"Shomer phucking Shabbas."
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you see sir, this uh rug i have, it really tied the room together...
Retired Vet
Get out of here Larry Sellers...
Banned
no i do not think he was about to crackGet out of here Larry Sellers...
Banned
"it really tied the room together...did it not?"
"phuckin-a"
Anabolic Member
I know a bunch of it is from The Biig Lebowski i just dont remember the first posts being in the movie.
Senior Member
"Obviously, your not a golfer."
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I just bought that phucking car last week!! I love how the guys voice is totally dubbed. Anyone know if thats that old wrestler typhoon? It looks just like him.
Senior Member
"Lord, you can imagine where it goes from here..."
"He fixes the cable?"
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"You brought the fvcking Pomeranian bowling?"
"I haven't brought it bowling...I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a fvcking beer, it's not taking a fvcking turn..."
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tara ried: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
brandt: "Ha ha ha! Wonderful woman! We're all very fond of her, very free spirited!"
tara: "Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred."
brandt: "Ha ha! That's marvelous. Our guest has to go."
lebowski: "I'm just gonna go find a cash machine..."
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lmao
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"Mr. Lebowski, I'd like to see you. Call me when you get this and I'll send a car for you. I'm Maude Lebowski. I'm the one who took your rug."
"Well, guess we can close the case on that one..."
can i get a white russian now plz...
OG
Anabolic Member
"Come pick me up or I'm off the ****ing bowling team!"
OG has spoken
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Smokey my friend, youre entering a world of pain.
Its a league game Smokey.
Whats a pedophile Walter? SHUT THE **** UP DONNY.
I am the Walrus, I am the Walrus, I am the Walrus. SHUT THE **** UP DONNY
Jesus:Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy **** on us. You flash your piece out on the lanes. Ill take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger until it goes "click"
The dude:Jesus
Jesus:You said it man, nobody ****s with the Jesus
Walter: 8 year olds dude
Last edited by Maraxus; 11-08-2004 at 07:39 PM.
Anabolic Member
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish."
OG
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The Coen bros are amazing.
Anabolic Member
"C'mon, you're being very un-Dude..."
OG
Retired Vet
Pft.. I posted those already...
Made Up Of Wires
Your phone's ringing dude!
THANK YOU DONNIE
I love the board he nails down to his floor to lock his door but forgets to check which way it opens
Anabolic Member
"His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude."
OG
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"Where you going, Dude?"
"Home, Donny."
"Hey, your phone's ringing, Dude."
"Thanks, Donny..."
OG
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