In addition to thanking Pythagoras for his wonderful theorem which brandishes his name, we here at AR should also offer the mathematical martyr our condolences, as Pythagoras has also contributed to our cause.

Back in the day while Pythagoras was practicing mathematical concepts thought to be dangerous and against the will of the gods, he was given asylum by the man who was reputed to be the strongest of the Olympians, dominating the feats of strength at several consecutive Olympic games. While there, many historians now believe it was Pythagoras, or his first student (also named Pythagoras, which complicates things) that first put for the idea in a formal training environment that athletes should consume protein to enhance their physiques and physical strength.

I know 99% of my posts are useless, made up stuff (this week alone I received several PMs regarding my "prayer closet" stories) meant to distract the masses from my attempts at global domination, but this post is 100% true. So next time you see a right triangle or slug down a protein shake, think of Pythagoras.