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  1. 11-20-2004, 03:02 PM #1
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    holy $hit ths is the funniest thing i've ever read

    http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny

    i got this from animal inside on AM..........i havent stopped laughin since i read it. The first few are a lot better.
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  2. 11-20-2004, 03:05 PM #2
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  3. 11-20-2004, 03:12 PM #3
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    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.



    Too funny!

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    bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
    bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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  5. 11-20-2004, 03:22 PM #5
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    good stuff.
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  6. 11-20-2004, 03:37 PM #6
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    oh man i almost pissed myself i was laughing so hard
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  7. 11-20-2004, 03:42 PM #7
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    lmfaooooooo
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
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  8. 11-20-2004, 03:45 PM #8
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    where can we find some more of that, i havn't had a laugh like that in a long time
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  9. 11-20-2004, 03:58 PM #9
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  10. 11-20-2004, 04:00 PM #10
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    actually if you go to www.google.com and type in the search bar CYBERSEX GONE WRONG alot of them pop up
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    man that's fawking funny i have tears coming down my face.. haha

    that last one was funny as hell. HARRRR!

    LMFAO
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  12. 11-20-2004, 04:24 PM #12
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    Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
    **pause**
    bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.

    haha !!

    This guy have too much free time ! lol
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  13. 11-20-2004, 05:25 PM #13
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    blood ninja is fvcking hilarious..lmfao
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  14. 11-20-2004, 05:47 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    blood ninja is fvcking hilarious..lmfao
    reminds me of someone..cough Decadbol cough
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  15. 11-20-2004, 05:51 PM #15
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    This is my favorite!


    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    bloodninja: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!

    LMFAO!!!

    ~SC~
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  16. 11-20-2004, 06:01 PM #16
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    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

    hahahaha
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  17. 11-20-2004, 06:11 PM #17
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    Someone has too much time on their hands lol, I wonder if these were actual conversations that they had on AIM or something of if they just made it up. Either way it wouldn't suprise me........
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  18. 11-20-2004, 06:24 PM #18
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    very old stuff, but still LMFAO
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  19. 11-20-2004, 06:26 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    reminds me of someone..cough Decadbol cough
    hahaha sure does
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  20. 11-20-2004, 07:05 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    This is my favorite!


    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    bloodninja: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!

    LMFAO!!!

    ~SC~
    That's the funniest one on there.. HARRRR!
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  21. 11-20-2004, 07:13 PM #21
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    "I put on my wizard robe and hat"

    this is F*KING HILARIOUS
    (bump)
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  22. 11-22-2004, 03:08 PM #22
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    more i found

    http://ehacked.com/front_page/articl...orribly_wrong/

    http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/cybersex/index.html

    several pages on the second one. some are the same
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  23. 11-22-2004, 03:17 PM #23
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    hahahahaha
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    lololol
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  25. 11-22-2004, 03:30 PM #25
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    im at work and i just read that and i busted out in tears. the last one where he wants her to be a pirate is just insane hahahahahahha. the part about making her a candy apple omfg ahahaha
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  26. 11-23-2004, 05:05 PM #26
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    that **** is HILARIOUS
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  27. 11-24-2004, 06:22 AM #27
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    HRRRRRRRRRRRR!! hahahaha
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