Indecent exposure in my own house!! WTF??!!
What was supposed to be a kick-off to a great day yesterday started out a nightmare. A very hot booty call was coming by my place at around noon on her lunch break. Anyways, I did the sh*t, shower, and shave routine. Then I dried up and I started to browse at some porn on the net to get worked up(not that I really had to, but hey porn is a healthy thing). The doorbell rang and it was about 10 before noon, I was suprised it was this early, but hey she must have been anxious for a good hard romping.
So instead of throwing on clothes before I answered the door, I figured might as well cut to the chase and answer the door naked with erect penis in tow.
So I answer the door and it was not her!!! It was some fat old lady standing there with religious material in her hand and she looked at me like I was some sort of Alien! There I was standing naked with erect penis and all I could muster was a "uhh.. hi". My penis soon grew limp.
She started glaring at me and said she was going to call the police for indecent exposure. WTF??!! I'm still standing there naked and told her hey you came to MY house woman. So she starts yelling all this crappy stuff how I should be locked up and then how I'm a sinner blah blah blahhh..
I started to get really pissed at this solicitor, but then realize I'm standing there naked and laughed to myself. So in light of the situation, I just grabbed my pecker, pointed it toward her and asked if she wanted to touch it. Maybe I was outa pocket right there, but hey it wasnt like I went to her house.
Anyways, do I have anything to worry about? I'm concerned that she went to the cops. I don't want to get into any legal trouble, especially something this embarrassing. Should I call a lawyer?