Thread: funny joke.......
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03-15-2002, 11:10 PM #1
funny joke.......
Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12....
A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son...Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
Those are for college boys," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
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03-15-2002, 11:17 PM #2
Im laughing and crying at the same time. Why does this damn joke have to be so TRUE
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03-15-2002, 11:24 PM #3
I'm just happy to be in college....
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03-16-2002, 04:24 AM #4Originally posted by broncojosh
I'm just happy to be in college....
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03-16-2002, 09:24 AM #5
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03-16-2002, 10:40 AM #7
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03-16-2002, 11:44 AM #8
Hey Canes you just reminded me, I haven't had sex yet this month. I'm going to have to ask my wife what day and time I should be ready.
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03-16-2002, 10:53 PM #9
Hey I went longer than a month. Does that carry over? So I get it twice this month.
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03-17-2002, 01:57 AM #10
Freaken hilarious man!!!
Loved it, keep em' coming!!!
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03-17-2002, 02:38 AM #11
funny cranes ,but true !!!!!!!
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