Pumpkin Tits
Pumpkin Tits
Yes!! My kinda guy (in a non-gay totally sexist way) I've been married 20+ years and my favorite now is...make me something to eat bitch! Are you gonna believe your eyes or what I'm telling you bitch! I swear I tripped and my dick landed inside her bitch! No really its a great source of protein honey! ( Sometimes you gotta be nice too.)
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onion booty
its so big it makes me cry
udderly delicious
1.POOPYY.....
I was fuk in her in the ass and apparently i was rough and when i pulled out she loost control of bowel movement.
I'm sure u guys can imagine what happened next. Lucky i jumped in the split second....
damm, I feel sorry for you GST. What did she say next? " lick it if you really love me"?
I call my girl "Booger" or sometimes "sugar tits".
But I don't use pet names when there are other people around. When her girls are over, she makes it a point to try to use our pet names to show her friends how cute we are and I completely despise it. She always calls me "pookie". So I say "yes my little pvssy fart." and she gets so pissed. (I got that one from the movie "Me, Myself, and Irene."
woman. "get me a beer woman" "oh cmon now woman" "dont be crazy now woman"
Dsm thats just nasty....
i like to call my wife the following
sugar tits
silly pants
pookie
pancake nipples
queefy
browny (she likes it in the a$$)
cum dumpster
slut
trap
snatch
Last edited by rhino1; 11-20-2008 at 03:22 AM.
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