OHHHHHHHHHHH
OWNED.
That's worse than posting a pic that isn't you and pretending it is. Messed UP. Next you'll say he was driving to your birthday party when he got killed.

Originally Posted by
MESSY_UK
WHAT?!
Sorry bro... BUT.... YOUR TALKING SH*T
Why does it say in your profile that your birthday is December 28? I spose you just did that in memory
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!