The French say 'Wee Wee' for the word YES

[solid-d]

That is the funniest thing I even heard... What do they say for NO, 'Doo Doo'.... Haha.. I will be right back, I gotta go take a wicked YES..

[Money Boss Hustla]

Peter from Family Guy

[Sprout]

funny show...too bad it was canceled.

[solid-d]

Very good... Was wondering how long it would take till someone knew.. Your all welcomed for more Family Guy quotes..

[Money Boss Hustla]

funny show...too bad it was canceled.

I thought it was starting up again!?

[houseofpain]

it is starting again some time in JAN. cant wait, that show rocks.
~HOP

[Red Ketchup]

Oh man don't get me started on Family Guy quotes!

For every quote I find here, I shall kill you!



Red

[Blown_SC]

Oh man don't get me started on Family Guy quotes!

For every quote I find here, I shall kill you!



Red

Come on bro... I wanna hear more!

[UrbanLegend]

Dear McGuyver, here is a straw, a rubber band, and a paper clip. Please save my dog.

[Blown_SC]

Quagmire: In the 80's I was always in bed by 8 .......... and home by 11! Oh!
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Lois: Peter, why would they make you presidesnt?
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise
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Peter: Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Lois: Peter, you know I hate beards ...
Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?
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Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!

[LACBodybuilder]

Girl after sex: Hey glen, let me ask you a question, what do you do for a living.
Quagmire: Let me ask you a question. Why are you still here?

Quagmire: Hello 911, no its in a window this time.