Getting back a pork byproduct thread!

[Pale Horse]

Anyway I was talking about having Ham for Christmas , we always have ham on Christmas and Turkey on Thanksgiving. Anyone else do this?

[Pale Horse]

should I do a poll thingy?

[JdFlex]

We have turkey on xmas eve and ham on xmas.

[Scooby1]

Forget the Ham- KILL A GOOSE! Christmas goose is always the way to go, at least out west.

[DevilsDeity]

ham, you cant go wrong with ham,
and if you want i am a master ham glazer and will be avaliable for ham glazings.

[Pale Horse]

Devil I fear the content of your "glaze" no thanks. LOL

[Scooby1]

I HATE turkey. I can never cook it(or anyone esle for that matter) so it is juicy. It always turns out dry and served with gravy.

[Pale Horse]

Scooby I have been able to (only in tha past few yrs acomlish that. You gotta brush the entire outside with olive oil then season it it lock the juices in in a crispy shell.

[GetinBig]

Forget the Ham- KILL A GOOSE! Christmas goose is always the way to go, at least out west.

We usually have goose and we also have some venison.

But there is usually some ham in there somewhare.

[Pale Horse]

See goose sounds good but I bet you have to know how to cook one to really make it turn out good

[GetinBig]

Slow cooker you can't go wrong.

[Scooby1]

Victor- I will try that. I have injected it(not with aas), fried them, baked, ect. This will be my last try. thanks

[decadbal]

i love barbq thats finely chopped up.

[Scooby1]

oh hell yeah, I put cut pieces in tin foil with onion, salt, spices, and a bit of garlic. Put that in the oven and it is great. Almost like venison and grilled onions

[Pale Horse]

yeah scooby I always had a dry bird then I tried the olive oil thing and seasoning the **** ouuta the skin w/a lot of salt it won't turn out salty too much bird for that it made it crispy (the skin) plus I don't cook it overnite anymore I put it in that morning and use a meat thermomenter

[Scooby1]

thanks

[Bigen12]

i love barbq thats finely chopped up.

With the Barbeque sauce cooked into the meat.... MMMMMM

[Pale Horse]

I'm hungry now, who has food?!!!

[Money Boss Hustla]

Found a recipe a few years back...use a bottle of champagne! Pour it in! Butter under the skin. Amazing!!

[decadbal]

eat up honkey

[Juggernaut]

I think I might cook a turducken this year. That's a duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed into a turkey. One of those ****ers has to come out juicy. hahahaha

[Pale Horse]

Juggy that sounds like a project are you serious? Is there such a thing?

[Maraxus]

Juggy that sounds like a project are you serious? Is there such a thing?

phucktard

[Pale Horse]

Mr Phuktard please.

[Juggernaut]

Juggy that sounds like a project are you serious? Is there such a thing?

No joking, it's for real. Are you going to make me look up a website for the recipe? You know I'm not good with computers. Not to mention I can't type......I'm using a voice recognition program......which means I'm talking to my computer like Scotty on StarTrack.

[Juggernaut]

Let's see if I can do this right:

http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

[Pale Horse]

Juggy that is cool I heard about those voice rec. software things, I believe you it sounds good. I would try it but my kids are picky little ^&*% children.

[Maraxus]

phucktard.

[Pale Horse]

MR! I won't say it AGAIN!

[Juggernaut]

MR! I won't say it AGAIN!

Why are you talking to Maracus.....you do know he can't read right? hahahaha

[Pale Horse]

I forgot about his "accident" brain damage, is that why he keeps sayin the same thing over and over?

[Maraxus]

Phuktard.

[Juggernaut]

I forgot about his "accident" brain damage, is that why he keeps sayin the same thing over and over?

No.....he's typing with his foot. Actually it's a big toe........he lost the others in a toaster accident three years ago.

[Pale Horse]

Juggy , now I feel bad I hope he is wearing his helmet, and being supervized properly. Remeber the last time he got loose? Talk about mayhem!

[JdFlex]

Let's see if I can do this right:

http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

Dam, now I've seen it all. That's one helluva creation.

[Maraxus]

Ok senior citizens, time to go to Dennys for the Early bird special. oh btw change your depends, I dont want you two to stain your slacks again.

[Juggernaut]

Dam, now I've seen it all. That's one helluva creation.

Not really........I'm working on a recipe for a pig stuffed in a deer stuffed in a cow! I'm calling it the Pidecow! hahahahahaha

[Pale Horse]

It keeps ringing in my head from reading the recipe deboning.......I like it when my wife debones me, but that's a different topic

[Juggernaut]

Ok senior citizens, time to go to Dennys for the Early bird special. oh btw change your depends, I dont want you two to stain your slacks again.

Now who's the phucktard?!! Early bird isn't for another thirty minutes! I should know.......my alarm clock is set to go off five minutes before it starts.

Vic, let's go down and have a few drinks. We can toss twenties on the side walk and watch the youngun's fight over the chump change. Once the fight is over we'll call the cops and tell them some young punk stole our money.....who's the cop going to believe....us, upstanding senior citizens, or some youngster with our twenty? hahahaha

[Maraxus]

It keeps ringing in my head from reading the recipe deboning.......I like it when my wife debones me, but that's a different topic

You and I both know that rarely happens.