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    Idiots ....

    The World is Full of Them

    More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots:

    1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport
    hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

    2. A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the
    face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans
    off each other's head.

    3. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed
    its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the
    job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory
    industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered
    minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others
    fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling
    off a chair while watching the film.

    4. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
    setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

    5. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by
    the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the
    bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

    6. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book
    about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be
    copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when
    a worker confused the copier with the shredder.

    7. A convict broke out of jail in Washington DC, then a few days later
    accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out
    for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police
    officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the
    courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

    8. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a
    metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
    machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
    pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling
    the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

    9. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand
    over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the
    police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was
    arrested.

    10. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a
    steam roller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped
    aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.

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    LOL!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Idiots ....

    Originally posted by bexsome

    5. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by
    the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the
    bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
    I've heard about this one many times. Dishonest f*cks committing insurance fraud. The ones that are not caught get a lot of money for their deceit. That is why insurance prices are so hogh for the honest folks, to cover leaches like this.

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    Oh GOD those were hilarious!!! What a world we live in

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    I know of a guy who got caught smuggling weed...
    but get this...he was bringing it into Jamaica...lol

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    I forget the exact story but I read one time a guy after getting drunk playing poker got pissed at the cat and tried to kill it. The cat ran outside and into a sewer pipe. Than man crawled in about half way and because it was dark lit a match to see better. Well the match ignited the gasses in the sewer which thus created a cannon like effect. He was "launched" something like 50 feet but was luckily not seriously injured.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigD
    I forget the exact story but I read one time a guy after getting drunk playing poker got pissed at the cat and tried to kill it. The cat ran outside and into a sewer pipe. Than man crawled in about half way and because it was dark lit a match to see better. Well the match ignited the gasses in the sewer which thus created a cannon like effect. He was "launched" something like 50 feet but was luckily not seriously injured.
    hahahahaha i would have loved to have seen that

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    Well this is an old thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
    hahahahaha i would have loved to have seen that
    Girl, I have to wonder what the cat thought of all that. Was the poor thing also projectile-ized? I have seen one kicked about 40 feet, so they are obviously quite aerodynamic.

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    I am not suprised in the least.

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    Originally Posted by BigD
    I forget the exact story but I read one time a guy after getting drunk playing poker got pissed at the cat and tried to kill it. The cat ran outside and into a sewer pipe. Than man crawled in about half way and because it was dark lit a match to see better. Well the match ignited the gasses in the sewer which thus created a cannon like effect. He was "launched" something like 50 feet but was luckily not seriously injured.
    Ha, Ha old thread, but real funny.

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    Anna, did that cat land on its feet? 40 feet is pretty far.

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    I read about a guy in england trying to tack his acetylene/oxy tanks to a steel beam.... he didnt make it...

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    stupid people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Power40
    Anna, did that cat land on its feet? 40 feet is pretty far.
    Actually, it hit a wall, bounced off, and took off in a blur of fur and a screeching "MEEEEEEEEOWRR!!!" So I guess you could say it landed on its feet. I normally don't like cats, even though I have a kitty now, but I was appalled to see that. I mean, it was like that cat was a football or something. It really was a long kick, for a living animal.

    I guess it is kinda funny now that I think about it. But if anybody ever did that to my Katherine, who has been with me since the night after Katrina, I would cheerfully tear the miscreant's fingers off with my bare hands, kind and gentle lady that I am.

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    old thread..#9 was funny

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