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  1. 01-13-2005, 11:32 AM #1
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    I need an alarm clock that kicks me in the face.

    Because I'm a sloth, and I don't wake up on time for appointments. I've been using my PC as an alarm clock, but it's overly complicated, making sure the volume is up, the programs are running, etc. And there is no bigass snooze button that I can wack. I wish I could hire someone to walk into my room at whatever time, and if they were A) male, have them punch me in the throat to awaken me; or B) female, have them fellate me until I arouse. Anyone use any alarm clock that have worked well for them?
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    something needs to.. i agree...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    something needs to.. i agree...lol
    You dirty Canadian.
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    now thats a low blow.. why bill...does this mean we are not friends, bc if we werent friends...i dont think i could bare it
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Because I'm a sloth, and I don't wake up on time for appointments. I've been using my PC as an alarm clock, but it's overly complicated, making sure the volume is up, the programs are running, etc. And there is no bigass snooze button that I can wack. I wish I could hire someone to walk into my room at whatever time, and if they were A) male, have them punch me in the throat to awaken me; or B) female, have them fellate me until I arouse. Anyone use any alarm clock that have worked well for them?
    Well there might be a couple males on this site even that will fellate u!! How much you willing to pay me to smash your head in??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    now thats a low blow.. why bill...does this mean we are not friends, bc if we werent friends...i dont think i could bare it
    My name is not Bill, Chuck.
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    its from tombstone..bill
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Because I'm a sloth, and I don't wake up on time for appointments. I've been using my PC as an alarm clock, but it's overly complicated, making sure the volume is up, the programs are running, etc. And there is no bigass snooze button that I can wack. I wish I could hire someone to walk into my room at whatever time, and if they were A) male, have them punch me in the throat to awaken me; or B) female, have them fellate me until I arouse. Anyone use any alarm clock that have worked well for them?
    How about someone pissing on your head?


    I bet that would wake you up!

    I bet you will be able to find lots of volenteers for that position....
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    Im sure Walmart has some super savings.
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    watch out for fallin prices
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    Getting up is a matter of preperation and habit. It is a much easier when you go to bed the night before allowing 7 to 8 hours of sleep. I have also found placing my almarm clock out of reach (meaning I must get out of bed and stand up to turn it off) is very effective. No excuse to head back to bed once you are actually up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
    Getting up is a matter of preperation and habit. It is a much easier when you go to bed the night before allowing 7 to 8 hours of sleep. I have also found placing my almarm clock out of reach (meaning I must get out of bed and stand up to turn it off) is very effective. No excuse to head back to bed once you are actually up.
    i put mine across the room, it works half the time the other half i go back to bed
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    Get you one of those wind up models...yes it low tech but by cracky when that ****ed thing goes off you'll know it......and if you lose power it'll still work.

    The only other option is one I saw on ebay......however the one that guy was selling requires a lot of upkeep....and it has a tendency to nag and or bitch a lot.....I think she was a blonde. hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    now thats a low blow.. why bill...does this mean we are not friends, bc if we werent friends...i dont think i could bare it
    You mope..
    The guy from Tombstone, that you are referring to, is named Ed Bailey...

    Trust me on this

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    Oh yeah, Rambo my man... get one of the old school metal windup clocks...

    I used to sleep through all the little buzzer electric ones.... but the old windups still scare the **** out of me in the AM...
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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Well there might be a couple males on this site even that will fellate u!! How much you willing to pay me to smash your head in??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    You mope..
    The guy from Tombstone, that you are referring to, is named Ed Bailey...

    Trust me on this

    Fellow Canadian
    Isn't Deca refering to the sceen where Doc is talking to Jonny Ringo......."Why Jonny....does this mean we are not friends, bc if we werent friends...i dont think i could bare it"?
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    its when hes playing cards with that guy, in the beginning and he stabs him and they steal the loot.. u dumbass bastard child of the night..



    now u top that flame whore..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Get you one of those wind up models...yes it low tech but by cracky when that ****ed thing goes off you'll know it......and if you lose power it'll still work.
    Exactly what I use

    I got my normal clock radio that goes off (and doesn'T wake me up or gets snoozed), and then 15 minutes later, out of reach I have an evil old Westclock wind up clock, one of those old models with 2 bells on top. Sounds like the freakin' fire alarm going off! That wakes up the dead.

    Someone I know who was impossible to wake up had a special alarm clock for deaf people. When the alarm went off in the morning it had a buzzer (god knows why?) and it would also turn on all the lights in the room.

    It might be worth looking into those X10 house control thiggnies old folks use to turn ol lights and stuff in their house to use as a wake up device. I am sure if it turns on all the lights in a room and the TV and the radio it may wake someone up

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    Good call on the clocks Juggy and Red, great minds think alike!

    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Isn't Deca refering to the sceen where Doc is talking to Jonny Ringo......."Why Jonny....does this mean we are not friends, bc if we werent friends...i dont think i could bare it"?
    The actual quote is this, word for word:

    "You know, if I didn't think you were my friend, Ed, I don't think I could bare it."

    Also, the start of what Deca was saying was referring to Ed Bailey as well:

    "Why Ed Bailey, we cross?"
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    BigGreen agreed to pee on me. That should do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    BigGreen agreed to pee on me. That should do it.

    What a pal BigGreen is to agree to do that for you.......

    Now that's Friendship....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    BigGreen agreed to pee on me. That should do it.
    That lucky bastard! Rambo, let me know if he's not up to the task.
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