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  1. 03-22-2002, 01:54 PM #1
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    Talking This cracked me up

    A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he
    lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope,
    placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."

    "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!" With that, the vet turned and left the room.

    In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead dog out
    thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Bark".

    The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few
    moments with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.

    The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went berzek. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" The vet shook his head and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan............."
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  2. 03-22-2002, 01:57 PM #2
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  3. 03-22-2002, 01:57 PM #3
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    i heard a similar version of that when i was in vet school. cute
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    Poor doggy!!!



    Great joke though!!!
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    You think thats funny, but (short story) my friend ended up owing $2000 for her dead cat after doing all the tests and they couldn't do anything for the cat. They had the cat cremated (which was included in the price), & since my friend didn't pay the vet, the vet held her cats ashes until she paid. Isn't that awful??? Of course she told the vet to F**k off!

    Besides who would pay $2000 for pu**y. Maybe 9natural9 for Pam... j/k.

    Funny joke though.
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  6. 03-22-2002, 09:08 PM #6
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    I am cracking the fu*k up. The first story is funny, but Babtweights takes the cake. They guy kept the ashes, that is sick. $2000 puss...thats a lot of mula. And for one that is burnt?
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  7. 03-22-2002, 11:14 PM #7
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    Originally posted by Babyweight



    Besides who would pay $2000 for pu**y. Maybe 9natural9 for Pam... j/k.

    Funny joke though.
    BW now that cracks ME up

    Good one Mrs.T.
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    Originally posted by SPEEDY
    I am cracking the fu*k up. The first story is funny, but Babtweights takes the cake. They guy kept the ashes, that is sick. $2000 puss...thats a lot of mula. And for one that is burnt?



    Sick, burnt pussy...cats.

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