Called 911 today ...
Had a very wierd thing happen to me today and I probably over reacted but it sort of freaked me out. This guy behind me was driving like a maniac and appeared to be in a hurry. He was stuck behind me because of traffic. Kept an eye on him in my mirror. Anyway, I see this flash in my mirror so I look back at him and while he's driving....he's taking pictures. Now....where we were there was NOTHING to take pictures of so I can only assume that he was taking pictures of my truck...specifically my plate.
Once we got to a place where he could pass me I slowed down to give him plenty of clearance to pass.....so I could get his plate number....but he wouldn't. Once we got to town I was hoping he would get into a lane next to me so I could get the number. Instead he turned off at this little market and went behind it. I pulled over and parked where he would have to go by so I could catch his plate. When I walked around the corner...he was still sitting inside his Jeep....on the phone....but he was parked in front of a gun store! Anyway, I managed to get his plate number....and left cause I had to get to my daughter.
On my way home about 20 min later, I drove past the same spot and he was still there. So I called a LEO friend of mine and he told me to call 911 and report it....just in case. So I did. Of course he pulled out just before the patrol officer got there. But he didn't just leave....he drove over to another parking lot, turned around in it and then went back the way he came and off another direction.
I met with the officer and gave him the description of the guy, the vehicle and the plate number. They pulled the plate up and the guy it is registered to was in Spielman (the computers we have in our cars). His mugshot was old....but it was him. He has a nice little record but none of it was violent.
I guess Im just worried that he's gonna try to find me via my plate. Luckily, I don't think that I changed my address when I moved....so DMV will have my old address.
Anyway...gun is loaded...and nearby.....just in case.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!