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  1. 01-24-2005, 06:16 PM #1
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    oriental health massage parlors?

    Bros,what exactly are these places.
    I went to one after a workout for a massage and to get it looked like a whore
    house.I didnt get a massage because they said it was 70 anh hour.
    Does anyone know the truth??
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    hahaha...does happy ending mean anything to you...

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    lol yeah they aren't all masage parlors
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    what kind of services can I get there and at what price? why dont they get busted?
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    You might have went to a "Rub and Tug" parlor.
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    Sucky sucky 2 bucky no buku. One just got busted in the city I work in. **** cops have to ruin everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by test is best
    what kind of services can I get there and at what price? why dont they get busted?
    Only one way to find out go in...

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    ya they do way more than just rub. test, i just wacked off to your avatar.
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    Man thats just crazy! I've heard about these places but never ventured into one, I dont know if I could stand some Japaneese lady sittin there whacking me off!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fitnessNY
    You might have went to a "Rub and Tug" parlor.

    you stole my line
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    Quote Originally Posted by sooner45
    Man thats just crazy! I've heard about these places but never ventured into one, I dont know if I could stand some Japaneese lady sittin there whacking me off!!!!

    hahahaha...bro there probably isnt an oriental in the place....Atleast not in the ones iv been too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    hahahaha...bro there probably isnt an oriental in the place....Atleast not in the ones iv been too....

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    Oh ok, hmmmmm......Well now ya got me thinking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sooner45
    Oh ok, hmmmmm......Well now ya got me thinking!
    My young padawan iv tought you all i know. You must seek out what awaits you behind the closed doors alone....

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    My young padawan iv tought you all i know. You must seek out what awaits you behind the closed doors alone....

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    Haha, 1st time for everything right???
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    the one was in was called rainbow massage and yes they were all orientals,one of them was smokin hot.I wonder how much it would cost to bang her???lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by sooner45
    Haha, 1st time for everything right???
    And it wont be your last..... Go get'em tiger...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    ya they do way more than just rub. test, i just wacked off to your avatar.
    go ahead thats an old girl friend lol
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    Come to Asia mate, you will be up to your arse in Oriental massage :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    Come to Asia mate, you will be up to your arse in Oriental massage :-)
    Bro what do you do in Singapore if you dont me asking..?

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    I run a Technical Services organisation for Asia. Its a big American networking company. I cover ten countries so I travel a lot, I am in Hong Kong right now
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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    I run a Technical Services organisation for Asia. Its a big American networking company. I cover ten countries so I travel a lot
    Very cool!

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    Awwww You want happy ending rubby rubby??? LMAO!!!
    Yeah most are a front for something else all together, I have
    the funniest story to share about this **** sometime... lol

    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    hahaha...does happy ending mean anything to you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Awwww You want happy ending rubby rubby??? LMAO!!!
    Yeah most are a front for something else all together, I have
    the funniest story to share about this **** sometime... lol
    lets hear it
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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Awwww You want happy ending rubby rubby??? LMAO!!!
    Yeah most are a front for something else all together, I have
    the funniest story to share about this **** sometime... lol
    Sometime?????? Oh come' on Buff!!! Share the love!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Awwww You want happy ending rubby rubby??? LMAO!!!
    Yeah most are a front for something else all together, I have
    the funniest story to share about this **** sometime... lol
    OK let me get the ball rolling. I was in Jakarta, Indonesia on business last year. I called up the Hotel Massage place and they sent this chic to my room to do the massage, thats common in Asia. Anyway I have on a pair of speedo's when she arrives, she lays me on the bed and gives me a routine massage but when she is doing my legs she is touching my balls occassionally. When it finishes, she points to my willie and says, "You want me massage that as well" I said "sure" and we negotiate a price. Now this chic is about 35 and average looking but I was pretty keen and I hadnt had a hand job like that before, she also had an amazing set of red, long finger nails. Well away she goes, and I am not kidding when I say, in thirty seconds I was thinking about dirty undies, my Mum, my Grandmother, anything that would let me hang on. That women yanked my pud better than I have ever done in a long and enjoyable lifetime of wanking. It was fuking awsome and I litterally only lasted about four minutes. So the moral of the story is, if you get the chance try it !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    OK let me get the ball rolling. I was in Jakarta, Indonesia on business last year. I called up the Hotel Massage place and they sent this chic to my room to do the massage, thats common in Asia. Anyway I have on a pair of speedo's when she arrives, she lays me on the bed and gives me a routine massage but when she is doing my legs she is touching my balls occassionally. When it finishes, she points to my willie and says, "You want me massage that as well" I said "sure" and we negotiate a price. Now this chic is about 35 and average looking but I was pretty keen and I hadnt had a hand job like that before, she also had an amazing set of red, long finger nails. Well away she goes, and I am not kidding when I say, in thirty seconds I was thinking about dirty undies, my Mum, my Grandmother, anything that would let me hang on. That women yanked my pud better than I have ever done in a long and enjoyable lifetime of wanking. It was fuking awsome and I litterally only lasted about four minutes. So the moral of the story is, if you get the chance try it !!!
    lol what price did you agree on
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    Think it was about twenty US dollars which was fuking expensive, but man it was worth every penny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by test is best
    go ahead thats an old girl friend lol

    Are you serious can we see some more pics, clean so it doesn't get removed come on pal, buddy, friend
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    Alright so here it is... On one of my many ****ty sales trips, this one
    right outside of Pittsburg all my fellow sales bitches got tired after a few
    hours at the bar and went to bed... I was wide awake and bored as fuk
    and checked out the local massage parlors... I called this one and the
    woman said she had some hot young asian girl that gave great massage
    There wasn't **** else to do there at 3am trust me, so off I went...

    So I drive into this nieborhood that honest to god might have been one
    of the worst and scary if you're not use to the Urban scene I've ever
    been in and at 3am in the morning too... They were looking at me like
    they were gonna shot my ass and steal my company car... lol

    I walk in and the woman that anwser the phone was at the desk and
    says "Oh young girl feel sick, she no give massage, so i give you rub
    down with babyoil, hot oil" She was at least 60+ and I was
    not feeling this one at all...

    I say to the lady nice as I can sorry, but I'm not interested now and
    she gave me a look like I had just said the worse thing ever... I left
    and went back to my hotel and rented some porno and danced with
    my own

    That was my firsttime experience in any Asain Massage Parlor and not
    a good one, Shiat my dick was all hard and I was really into the idea
    of getting a hot rub down by some hot sext asain girl and this woman
    could have been my grandmother, no offense, but I wasn't about to
    do that one...



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    Sometime?????? Oh come' on Buff!!! Share the love!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Alright so here it is... On one of my many ****ty sales trips, this one out
    right outside of Pittsburg all my fellow sales bitches got tired after a few
    hours at the bar and went to bed... I was wide awake and bored as fuk
    and checked out the local massage parlors... I called this one and the
    woman said she had some hot young asian girl that gave great massage

    So I drive into this neiborhood that honest to god might have been one
    of the worst and scary if you're not use to the Urban scene I've ever
    been in and at 3am in the morning too...

    I walk in and the woman that anwser the phone was at the desk and
    says "Oh young girl feel sick, she no give massage, so i give you rub
    down with babyoil, hot oil" She was at least 60+ and I was
    not feeling this one at all...

    I say to the last nice as I can sorry, but I'm not interested now and
    she gave me a look like I had just said the worse thing ever... I left
    and went back to my hotel and rented some porno and danced with
    my own

    That was my firsttime experience in any Asain Massage Parlor and not
    a good one, Shiat my dick was all hard and I was really into the idea
    of getting a hot rub down by some hot sext asain girl and this woman
    could have been my grandmother, no offense, but I wasn't about to
    do that one...

    you must be gay......jeesh
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    Mass you homo... How the hell do you always get to my posts first???

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    you must be gay......jeesh
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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Mass you homo... How the hell do you always get to my posts first???
    I have "gaydar" and you always set the bitch off
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    You want a rubby rubby from me with some hot baby oil you beotch???

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