hooked up in front of my x, then passed out on her

**dirtdawg** · 01-26-2005, 06:04 PM

i saw my x out last nite, last week at the same bar she brought her date in and she kept walking by me holding his hand, then last nite this chick started kissing me right in front of her, it was classic, i was dancing with the x for a little, then she left and came back and saw me with someone else, so me and my roomate take these 2 chicks back with us, i get her on my bed, and she wont shut up, the next thing i know its the next day, i dont really remember to much from last nite, all i know is that my pants were on this morning

**AandF6969** · 01-26-2005, 06:07 PM

hahahah making ex girlfriends jealous is sweet. Especially when their new boyfriend is a pussy. When youre dancing on your ex you should rub her ass and stuff and make sure her new dude sees it.

**dirtdawg** · 01-26-2005, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by AandF6969

hahahah making ex girlfriends jealous is sweet. Especially when their new boyfriend is a pussy. When youre dancing on your ex you should rub her ass and stuff and make sure her new dude sees it.

that was my intention, that pussy wasnt there this week, just last week,when she introduced us,he went to shake my hand and i wouldnt shake it,then i said your dating this guy? are you serious, and the pussy said nothing back

**symatech** · 01-26-2005, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

that was my intention, that pussy wasnt there this week, just last week,when she introduced us,he went to shake my hand and i wouldnt shake it,then i said your dating this guy? are you serious, and the pussy said nothing back

he's a pussy because you wouldnt shake his hand?

**decadbal** · 01-26-2005, 07:10 PM

sounds like your jealous... i always think its funny when guys act like that, then play it off like they dont give a dam, but if they didnt, they would be cool to the guy, what has he done to u?

**UrbanLegend** · 01-26-2005, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

sounds like your jealous... i always think its funny when guys act like that, then play it off like they dont give a dam, but if they didnt, they would be cool to the guy, what has he done to u?

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You're very smart for a newbie with a pathetic post count of 37. For all your whoring I expected better

**dirtdawg** · 01-26-2005, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

sounds like your jealous... i always think its funny when guys act like that, then play it off like they dont give a dam, but if they didnt, they would be cool to the guy, what has he done to u?

she has an awesome rack,i miss them, i kind of know the guy anyway, i never liked him, plus he is almost 15 years older then me and my x

**Anhydro78** · 01-26-2005, 07:20 PM

You guys dont have to make sure your X girlfreinds know there new guy is a B!tch Boy or some how inferior??? I thought that would be the same with everyone.

LORDBLiTZ · 01-26-2005, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by symatech

he's a pussy because you wouldnt shake his hand?

lol

**SwoleCat** · 01-26-2005, 07:43 PM

F*ck dating games.

~SC~

**dirtdawg** · 01-26-2005, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by symatech

he's a pussy because you wouldnt shake his hand?

he's a pussy because he knows we used to date, and he kept walking by me holding her hand

**KGBnine** · 01-26-2005, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

he's a pussy because he knows we used to date, and he kept walking by me holding her hand

Guess he's not a tough guy like some guys try to be. Well if she acts like that, I'd stay away from her, even though your the ex. Seems like she likes to cause probs.

LORDBLiTZ · 01-26-2005, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

F*ck dating games.

~SC~

No doubt! I'm too busy getting other pussy to worry about anything else.

LORDBLiTZ · 01-26-2005, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

he's a pussy because he knows we used to date, and he kept walking by me holding her hand

Nah man, it's the other way around. It was her that kept walking by. The best thing you could have done, was be nice to the guy. You see, he's doing you a favor.

**symatech** · 01-26-2005, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

F*ck dating games.

~SC~

Its on the same level as "you and me, 3:00 at the flagpole"

**dirtdawg** · 01-26-2005, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by aXe

Guess he's not a tough guy like some guys try to be. Well if she acts like that, I'd stay away from her, even though your the ex. Seems like she likes to cause probs.

yeah i know bro, shes psycho, but her rack is awesome

**SwoleCat** · 01-26-2005, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by symatech

Its on the same level as "you and me, 3:00 at the flagpole"

Precisely.

I'd put the X on ignore by either getting a VIP table she can't afford w/my new (__!__), or I'd simply take my new (__!__) and leave. Who cares if she thinks you left because of her, she won't have anyone to show off to in order to make you jealous, and it seems that is all she wants to do.

~SC~

**dirtdawg** · 01-26-2005, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

Nah man, it's the other way around. It was her that kept walking by. The best thing you could have done, was be nice to the guy. You see, he's doing you a favor.

maybe your right, i thought he was trying to punk me out, but i still dont like him

**ArkansasAlex** · 01-26-2005, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

maybe your right, i thought he was trying to punk me out, but i still dont like him

LOL, think about it bro, have you ever been in his situation? I know I have, and I would much rather piss off her X than her. I mean it was probally all her idea about walking by, while holding hands, but still. Atleast he weas man enough to try to shake your hand. You should have been civil.

Peace
Alex

**dirtdawg** · 01-26-2005, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by ArkansasAlex

LOL, think about it bro, have you ever been in his situation? I know I have, and I would much rather piss off her X than her. I mean it was probally all her idea about walking by, while holding hands, but still. Atleast he weas man enough to try to shake your hand. You should have been civil.

Peace
Alex

bro, he was staring at me when he walked by,like yeah, look what i got, she at least pretended not to notice, and a couple times he was in front, i was civil, but at least the chick i hooked up with is a hottie, small boobs though

**mass junkie** · 01-26-2005, 09:17 PM

haha..dirtdawg is getting all mad and ****

**GQplaya** · 01-26-2005, 09:49 PM

bro i have been in your position, and i would take it in my own and go up to him and make nice , shake is hand and say all nice things, so even if u are and little jealous it doesnt show one bit. and the girl will hate it and start thinkin more about u. trust me bro i have never let a girl get the upper hand on me to this day and never will. GQ

**dirtdawg** · 01-26-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

haha..dirtdawg is getting all mad and ****

i'm over it now

**dingobite** · 01-26-2005, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by GQplaya

bro i have been in your position, and i would take it in my own and go up to him and make nice , shake is hand and say all nice things, so even if u are and little jealous it doesnt show one bit. and the girl will hate it and start thinkin more about u. trust me bro i have never let a girl get the upper hand on me to this day and never will. GQ

Might as well lay him a little smooch on the side of his ** to.

**Polska** · 01-26-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by GQplaya

bro i have been in your position, and i would take it in my own and go up to him and make nice , shake is hand and say all nice things, so even if u are and little jealous it doesnt show one bit. and the girl will hate it and start thinkin more about u. trust me bro i have never let a girl get the upper hand on me to this day and never will. GQ

Bingo! Well said GQ. Even if I was enraged with jealousy I'd never show it. Be civil and polite, as if nothing was ever wrong

**GORILA-UNIT** · 01-27-2005, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by GQplaya

bro i have been in your position, and i would take it in my own and go up to him and make nice , shake is hand and say all nice things, so even if u are and little jealous it doesnt show one bit. and the girl will hate it and start thinkin more about u. trust me bro i have never let a girl get the upper hand on me to this day and never will. GQ

i think ur a 100% right bro, they try to **** with ur head n when u act as if u could care less, it makes them burn inside

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 01-27-2005, 12:42 AM

was there vasaline on your ass?

maybe she sodomized you. id go get an x-ray to be safe.

**Blown_SC** · 01-27-2005, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate

was there vasaline on your ass?

maybe she sodomized you. id go get an x-ray to be safe.

Billy speaks from experience... LB get's a lil rough when he hits the bottle.....

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 01-27-2005, 12:52 AM

lick em

**goodtobeapimp** · 01-27-2005, 02:08 AM

The best way to make your ex jealous is to enjoy yourself..Don't acknowledge her over anyone else there,and only speak to her if she decided to introduce herself.. From my experience it seems that most women I've dated want more of the opposite of what they once had. So I don't really need to embarass them. They tend to do that by showing up with their new date.......I figure if I f*cked her head up enough to change that much. I did my job and did it well.

**dirtdawg** · 01-27-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by GQplaya

bro i have been in your position, and i would take it in my own and go up to him and make nice , shake is hand and say all nice things, so even if u are and little jealous it doesnt show one bit. and the girl will hate it and start thinkin more about u. trust me bro i have never let a girl get the upper hand on me to this day and never will. GQ

all i know is that i havent talked to my x in 6 months, i woke up this morning, and she left me a text message that said miss you call me, who's jealous?

**DownTownNY** · 01-27-2005, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by symatech

he's a pussy because you wouldnt shake his hand?

good point. sounds like hes the bigger man..

**GQplaya** · 01-27-2005, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

all i know is that i havent talked to my x in 6 months, i woke up this morning, and she left me a text message that said miss you call me, who's jealous?

U havent talked in 6 months at all? Its weird she would say that but, all i have to say is bang her a few more times and that about it

**Jantzen4k** · 01-27-2005, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

i saw my x out last nite, last week at the same bar she brought her date in and she kept walking by me holding his hand, then last nite this chick started kissing me right in front of her, it was classic, i was dancing with the x for a little, then she left and came back and saw me with someone else, so me and my roomate take these 2 chicks back with us, i get her on my bed, and she wont shut up, the next thing i know its the next day, i dont really remember to much from last nite, all i know is that my pants were on this morning

**BigMike J** · 01-27-2005, 04:44 PM

If i was the other dude i would blow you off too..but if i saw you touching her azz in my presence.. i would have to **** you up, Why? Well not because you are touching her azz but because you are intentionally disrespecing me and thus asking for trouble.

Maybe you are the one who needs to be put in check. Funny how people assume that just because one is passive that they must be a puzzy. This is an ego boost for the man with somethig to prove... go prove yourself.

**BigMike J** · 01-27-2005, 04:48 PM

I dont mean to be a Cock in my last post. But i know this situation.. i been in one myself, but i was not the "pussy" of the two. That being said i was repectfull to her boyfriend and played it kewl.. well he mistook my kindness for weakness and started feeling like the big dog at a party we were all attending.. make a long story short.. his mouth got into some trouble.

I did not kick his ass, but i did let everybody see just how big of a bitch this guy really was.. and for me that was enough, afterwards this guy kissed my azz like i was his idol.

it's funny how some people are.