A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of
2 percent milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was
unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
The drunk says, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked
at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she says, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But
how on Earth did you know that?'
The drunk replies, "Cause you're ugly."
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in Basildon. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through
his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands
on her chair starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name
of humour".
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,
when the blonde
yells, "You stay out of this, mate! I'm talking to
that little bastard sitting on your knee".
Reply With Quote
Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
lol
