Cycleon was traveling trough Canada and stopped into a bar one evening to have a cold one and rest up a bit. As he nursed his tenth beer he stands up and yells "The only thing to come out of Canada is prostitutes and hockey player!" and sits back down.
A big fella at the end of the bar takes offence and proceeds towards Cycleon saying "That's not nice at all.....my mother is from Timmons and she's no prostitute!"
Cycleon says "Really......what position does she play,aye?"