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01-31-2005, 08:00 PM #1
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, I want to die.
So I haven't been able to find a girl that I would actually date for a while now, it's my own fault I am entirely too picky. But today I saw hope at the gym at my school, the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life and I mean fvcking gorgeous walks in and starts doing some lunges.... to give you an idea of what she looks likes.....umm the only person I could compare her to is Anna Kornikova but this girl has bigger tits and a nicer ass by far...anyway I am working out and I am about to introduce myself and then my COACH walks up and says "hey keeps the rest of these horn dogs away from my DAUGHTER.
I want death..... so if anyone would like to assist me I will pm you my address.
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01-31-2005, 08:05 PM #2
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So big deal if its the coaches daughter, how does that effect anything?
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01-31-2005, 08:07 PM #3
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He's an old school italian guy, no interacial stuff allowed and he could definatly fvck with my playing time.
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Talk to her!
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01-31-2005, 08:09 PM #5
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DE - I feel your pain. You are doing the smart and respectful thing to avoid your coaches daughter. Believe it or not there are plenty of your fishies in the sea.....lol
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01-31-2005, 08:10 PM #6
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Priorities suck don't they?????
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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01-31-2005, 08:11 PM #7
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yeah......i guess. Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
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01-31-2005, 08:13 PM #8
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don't be mad cause it's over between us....I am just trying to pick up the pieces of my broken heart and move on. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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01-31-2005, 08:18 PM #9
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I know my love......and I don't hate you for that. I know you can never hope to find the same fire and passion we shared. Any future relationship will pale in comparison. Originally Posted by D-END
don't be mad cause it's over between us....I am just trying to pick up the pieces of my broken heart and move on.1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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01-31-2005, 08:21 PM #10
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God..... do you really have to rub it in like that? you are a mean.....mean women. AT least I have the memories. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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01-31-2005, 08:22 PM #11
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What nationality are you bro?
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01-31-2005, 08:25 PM #12
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Black Originally Posted by Odin
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01-31-2005, 08:28 PM #13
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Look, are those rain clouds? Darkness I see for you young jedi. hahahahaha
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01-31-2005, 08:31 PM #14
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I wrote that with deep sadness in my heart. I miss you too my love. But I had to set you free so that you could go out and achieve your true and full potential. Through our heart break, we will both grow to be better people. Originally Posted by D-END
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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01-31-2005, 08:34 PM #15
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I guess I don't know? Just act like your doing the coach a favor and keep all the guys away from her until your graduate, then sweep her on her feet and take her to college with you. The farther away the better, and just try keep your address from getting back to your old coach. That's the best I can come up with.
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01-31-2005, 08:35 PM #16
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
I can tell with that statement that you still have love in your heart for me........... you know I was always my best when I was with you baby, you bring the best out of me.
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01-31-2005, 08:37 PM #17
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What the hell if going on here?? Commando your married and he's in school still?? Am I missing somthing or going brain dead here or what??
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01-31-2005, 08:38 PM #18
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college.
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01-31-2005, 08:39 PM #19
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OK, your chances of getting with her are slim picking unless you make the draft or get into the mob.
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01-31-2005, 08:40 PM #20
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Originally Posted by Odin
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01-31-2005, 08:41 PM #21
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yeah that's what i was thinkin Originally Posted by Odin
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01-31-2005, 08:57 PM #22
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Just tell the coach that you are a dark sicillian, while talking with your hands, and you will be familia in no time.
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01-31-2005, 09:01 PM #23
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We brought the best out in one another....but you had your dream of playing ball and alas I am here serving my country......doomed to a fate WORSE than death, duty on this rock...so close yet so far from our hot steamy passion! You honor the memor of our relationship with every yard you run, every opponent you tackle and every coaches daughter you nail! Originally Posted by D-END
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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01-31-2005, 09:03 PM #24
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You figured it out. I was actually his junior high teacher and we had a torrid love affair. Once it was time for him to move on to college, he was just too old and I had to move on to another young man....I am a teacher, it's my job to develope the pimp daddy's of the future
Originally Posted by Odin
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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01-31-2005, 09:06 PM #25
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hahahahaha You know what I like to hear, thanks CB I needed to laugh. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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01-31-2005, 09:06 PM #26
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too each their own, Just make sure their over 18. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
You figured it out. I was actually his junior high teacher and we had a torrid love affair. Once it was time for him to move on to college, he was just too old and I had to move on to another young man....I am a teacher, it's my job to develope the pimp daddy's of the future
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01-31-2005, 09:07 PM #27
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you taught me well Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
You figured it out. I was actually his junior high teacher and we had a torrid love affair. Once it was time for him to move on to college, he was just too old and I had to move on to another young man....I am a teacher, it's my job to develope the pimp daddy's of the future
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01-31-2005, 09:10 PM #28
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Originally Posted by D-END
LOL
I'm here for you D. On the serious side....the pleasure you will gain from getting with this girl is not worth the possible damage it could do to your dreams....
Oh and someone tell Odin he lost his sense of humor.....and not to take things so literal.
I like em young....but I draw the line at hmmm 19 hee hee1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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01-31-2005, 09:12 PM #29
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yea I know, It's just frustrating is all. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
LOL I'm here for you D. On the serious side....the pleasure you will gain from getting with this girl is not worth the possible damage it could do to your dreams....
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01-31-2005, 09:12 PM #30
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I am the master and you were a worthy pupil
Originally Posted by D-END
you taught me well1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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01-31-2005, 09:13 PM #31
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Dude, how am I suppose to know what's going on?? You two could be sitting in a hot tube together right now for all I know?? I seen a lot crazier things on this forum today. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
LOL I'm here for you D. On the serious side....the pleasure you will gain from getting with this girl is not worth the possible damage it could do to your dreams....
Oh and someone tell Odin he lost his sense of humor.....and not to take things so literal.
I like em young....but I draw the line at hmmm 19 hee hee
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01-31-2005, 09:14 PM #32
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only in my dreams bro......only in my dreams Originally Posted by Odin
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01-31-2005, 09:15 PM #33
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LOL I know Odin...If I'm a DUDE and we are in a hot TUBE right now....that means that D is batting for the other team!!! Originally Posted by Odin
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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01-31-2005, 09:17 PM #34
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There was that one time in the ..............................when you did the thing with the thing.........you remember???? Originally Posted by D-END
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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shhhhhhhhhh, I don't want people finding out.....i thought that was a secret. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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01-31-2005, 09:24 PM #36
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see I didn't give the details.......and besides it's the cover story for when you did THAT thing that you did in the place with the thing and the thing! Originally Posted by D-END
shhhhhhhhhh, I don't want people finding out.....i thought that was a secret.1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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just don't tell your bf or he might feel insecure. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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01-31-2005, 09:32 PM #38
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It's our little secret.......well, ours and the thousands of members here on the board....but I'm sure they won't tell!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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Yeah...but who wants to date a fish right?! Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
They're are other girls out there man...don't give up. Even tho the select few YOU may be looking for are a rare breed...keep in mind that nobody is perfect and not to be so picky. I'm not sayin lower your standards...just don't overly criticize women, they're already hard enough on themselves.
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I know, I blame myself and my last gf......she was and still is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen and since she was so hot it is hard for me to find someone that is even in the same league as her. Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
Yeah...but who wants to date a fish right?! They're are other girls out there man...don't give up. Even tho the select few YOU may be looking for are a rare breed...keep in mind that nobody is perfect and not to be so picky. I'm not sayin lower your standards...just don't overly criticize women, they're already hard enough on themselves.
I never criticize women, I just don't want to settle for someone that I know I can do better than.
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