haha. I had a guy try that on my GF one night. She was like FU. So I thought "Note to self...that line sux" hahaOriginally Posted by frank_frank
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haha. I had a guy try that on my GF one night. She was like FU. So I thought "Note to self...that line sux" hahaOriginally Posted by frank_frank
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Can you say bukkake?Originally Posted by irish bulldog
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slave ,hmm dont no its the first thing that entered my big brain.Originally Posted by 1victor
id have 2 give the best looking award to myself...i mean come on look at me...
id say im probably to coolest as well...and theres not a milf on the planet i cant hunt...
a better one is " hey, i haven't seen you in a while, you look great! have you been working out?" that way it highlights the positive (working out) instead of the negative (weight).Originally Posted by 1victor
I second that motion.Originally Posted by GetinBig
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
I must be popularOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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I'd have to have the intruder award: I popped out of nowhere and started calling people homos
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Actually I am thinking of giving you the biggest Post Whore title...not many people can keep up with your whoringOriginally Posted by ReX357
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Actually Hot-Rox is whoring way more than me with a 20 post per day average
Haha yea but nobody cares about himOriginally Posted by ReX357
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Originally Posted by GetinBig
Bro, I am going to have to disagree. Since I actually took that pic in my Avatar, I think that award goes to me!!!!![]()
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Lol hmm I might agreeOriginally Posted by buylongterm
blt, got any more?
I nominate Maraxus for: Biggest Areolas![]()
Originally Posted by 1victor
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Areolas![]()
you're **** right. my faultOriginally Posted by needmorestrength
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Originally Posted by 1victor
Tons...My buddy owns an adult film company and just in the last 2 weeks they've shot 3 scenes at my place....
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