Humor---For all you Star Wars Fans

[BigD]

Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans


12. Hey, beautiful. What’s a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?

11. Your place or my Mom’s?

10. I . . . uh . . . ummm . . . I . . . uh . . . (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!

9. You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.

8. I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

7. Date, or date not-there is no let’s just friends be.

6. If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.

5. How’s about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?

4. Nice buns, princess! On your head, that is.

3. Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!

2. If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-the-box action figure, would you hold it against me?

1. I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?

[BigD]

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love.

12. Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!

11. Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must.

10. Feel the force!

9. Foreplay, cuddling. A Jedi craves not these things.

8. Down here I am. Find a ladder I must!

7. Do me or do me not, there is no try.

6. Early must I rise. Leave now you must!

5. You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz’s hand up my ass.

4. Happens to every guy sometimes this does.

3. When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?

2. Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!

1. Who’s your Jedi Master? Who’s your Jedi Master?

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Originally posted by BigD
The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love.

The first ones SUCKED

BUT THE YODA ONES ROCKED