Hold up your right hand (NO the other one...yes, your other right) and repeat after me:
I, state your name, here by swear to never become more popular than Juggernaut. I will use my name for good and not evil and to take every chance avaliable to point out the fact that I'm handsome. I shall not become a scammer and only offer advice concerning things I know first hand.
So help me Heavenly Protein Container!
And sit up straight......you can't have a name like mine if you have poor posture.
Hahahahahaha
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