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    Let me tell you how much I am a dumbass.

    well, I was late for school yesterday and needed gas... so I popped into the garage and poured 10 gallons of gas into car, figured it was gas cause we only keep gas in the red cans. Well I made it to school, on the way home the pour car started dying, but she ate it up going 70 - 100. Well had to go pick my friend up at 5:30... told my dad something was wrong with ma car, mr.mechanic said he'd look at it in the morning..... well I go to pull out.. start it up, barely is running, smoke it pourin out the ass end like crazy.... my dad comes running out waving his hands like he just shat himself haha.... i told him about the fuel in the garage.... turned out...... my car was running on diesel fuel all day haha..... 10 gallons of it!..... well anyways... i had to sit in my driveway for an hour pumping the diesel out of the fuel pump by continuously turning my key to keep the fuel pump on...... IM A DUMBASS

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    Live and learn brother... you should have been able to tell by the smell of it though...

    Be thankful nothing serious is wrong... yet.......

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    That's pretty funny Bro. I hope no serious damage was done to your engine. We all have our moments....lol

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    no damage done.... if i ran it a lil longer ... mmm yes

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    haha well lesson learned

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    lol, You need to mark those cans

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    Yes, you are a dumbass!

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    Can you say "Retard"?


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    [QUOTE=BARLOW]turned out...... my car was running on diesel fuel all day



    you are not the first person to do that and you won't be the last one either. What does he use the diesel for anyway? Our equipment is too big for the little fuel jugs.

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    DDDUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH Which way did he go. Which way did he go George...


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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    DDDUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH Which way did he go. Which way did he go George...




    I loved that cartoon. Is that same one where he is like "My momma done told me to get somethin' for dinner"? hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    well, I was late for school yesterday and needed gas... so I popped into the garage and poured 10 gallons of gas into car, figured it was gas cause we only keep gas in the red cans. Well I made it to school, on the way home the pour car started dying, but she ate it up going 70 - 100. Well had to go pick my friend up at 5:30... told my dad something was wrong with ma car, mr.mechanic said he'd look at it in the morning..... well I go to pull out.. start it up, barely is running, smoke it pourin out the ass end like crazy.... my dad comes running out waving his hands like he just shat himself haha.... i told him about the fuel in the garage.... turned out...... my car was running on diesel fuel all day haha..... 10 gallons of it!..... well anyways... i had to sit in my driveway for an hour pumping the diesel out of the fuel pump by continuously turning my key to keep the fuel pump on...... IM A DUMBASS
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    Quote Originally Posted by IntensityX
    bwahahahaaha..im keepin this!

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