One slightly abused heart.....just looking for someone that won't use it as a doormat.
Please send your resume, 5 good solid references and 1 full length, scantly clad photo to my PM's.
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
One slightly abused heart.....just looking for someone that won't use it as a doormat.
Please send your resume, 5 good solid references and 1 full length, scantly clad photo to my PM's.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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I don't even have a doormat.
Good idea!
~SC~
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Thanks Swole.....can always count on you to bring some sensitivity to the situation.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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That's me, Mr. Sensitive!
I was actually just tryin' to make ya laugh!
~SC~
Anabolic Member
Can I play golf with is ???? :P
awww barbi... whats the matter
F.I.L.F.
Sup woman? Man troubles?
Anabolic Member
wuts wrong CB?
Anabolic Member
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
and you dont think this post is gonna open the door for ppl to harass you?
hell i sent ya 15 pm already!!!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
No man troubles no more. Everyone who predicted that long distance thing would not work can officially chime in with "I told you so".
I'm not gonna man bash....but guys....the one thing you can do to make a woman happy is ..... do what you say you are gonna do. When you say you will call fuking call. Well there are a few more things....but I'll stop there.
**** happens! Time to train.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR Hall of Fame
I know, I hate long distance relationships myself.
Strictly because there's no sex.
Sounds superficial, but hey, we all have our desires!
~SC~
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Depends....did you send me 15 different sexy pics of you?
Rather get that than the requests for sources I've been getting lately!!!! **** NOOBs!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Female Member
Hey CB I'll be your lover...I know how to treat a woman right...just look at me!!haha jj!! But I do hope you feel better!!
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How much to watch?Hey CB I'll be your lover...I know how to treat a woman right...just look at me!!
~SC~
Anabolic Member
if i was sexy i would but im not what i can do for you is , i can can be the next big dissapointment in your life
im good at that
(i crack myself up)
Productive Member
Is your daughter included in the deal?
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
The long distance thing was ok....except for the fact that he gets so wrapped up in HIS **** that he won't make time to pick up a phone and call me when he says he will. That's what started all the trouble. I can fly down there for free every weekend if I want to....and I've been doing that a lot...saves him the expense of the flight to me.
The key is that both parties have to be willing to put some priority on certain things...and if not...it won't work. I will not be second to anyone but blood...period. Maybe that's wrong of me....but if I can put you first with all the **** going on in my life.....you ought to return the fuking favor or meet me half way.
Sorry.......venting.
I know, I hate long distance relationships myself.
Strictly because there's no sex.
Sounds superficial, but hey, we all have our desires!
~SC~
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR Hall of Fame
Is your daughter included in the deal?
~SC~
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL oh boy the men are gonna get all excited on this one!!!Hey CB I'll be your lover...I know how to treat a woman right...just look at me!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Rosie Member
I have 15 pics of my in a leather thong and also naked on a bear skin.
Your call CB
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
You know I have a gun right?????Is your daughter included in the deal?
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
I'll pass on the thong...send the other ones.I have 15 pics of my in a leather thong and also naked on a bear skin.
Your call CB
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR Hall of Fame
Already did!!!
LMFAO @ "THE GUN",
~SC~
Anabolic Member
I know, I hate long distance relationships myself.
Strictly because there's no sex.
Sounds superficial, but hey, we all have our desires!
~SC~
hhahahahaha straight and to the point!!! gotta love it
Female Member
Yeah I realized that right after I posted it...haha, oh well let them. If they like that kind of entertainment....
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Sexy is a state of mind.....you can do it.
Nope no more disappointments. Done....6 months .. no men. Just gonna train, eat, sleep and work.
if i was sexy i would but im not what i can do for you is , i can can be the next big dissapointment in your life
im good at that
(i crack myself up
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Productive Member
Im sure i can handle you CB. On another note, so its over?
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Yep fineto! so you wanna say it? Go ahead...I won't shoot!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Smart Ass Member
You are really a nice person... you will bounce back and probably break a few hearts yourself. He was just one fish in the sea of life.
Anabolic Member
some people say its superficial to say that but thats a huge part of a relationship! if ur not gettin wut u want then wuts the point in being there.I know, I hate long distance relationships myself.
Strictly because there's no sex.
Sounds superficial, but hey, we all have our desires!
~SC~
LOL...i'll drop a g for thatHow much to watch?
~SC~
Productive Member
Think i already said enough
Female Member
Sounds like a good idea. Think about you right now and what CB wants. Sounds superficial, but if you focus on yourself and your goals, things start falling into place. Then, maybe, someone amazing will show up.Sexy is a state of mind.....you can do it.
Nope no more disappointments. Done....6 months .. no men. Just gonna train, eat, sleep and work.
Anabolic Member
come on.....u do remember i'm only an hr away!!Sexy is a state of mind.....you can do it.
Nope no more disappointments. Done....6 months .. no men. Just gonna train, eat, sleep and work.
AR Hall of Fame
In addition, have LOTS of batteries charged and on hand!Sounds like a good idea. Think about you right now and what CB wants. Sounds superficial, but if you focus on yourself and your goals, things start falling into place. Then, maybe, someone amazing will show up.
For earthquake reasons of course, jeez!!!!! Mind outta the gutter okay!!!
~SC~
Female Member
Yes, earthquakes. Because those happen ALL the time... and its NEVER good to be without batteries...when there's an...earthquake....
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I'd love to continue, but alas, the gym is calling my name.
Doesn't sound as good as a female calling it out, but it's just the same........
Peace!
~SC~
Female Member
Dirty, dirty!! PS swole is that you in your avatar?
Anabolic Member
*drools* Yeah really how much?How much to watch?
~SC~
AR Hall of Fame
Yup!
~SC~
Female Member
cool...SC you look kinda like a taliban mexican...
Anabolic Member
cool...SC you look kinda like a taliban mexican...
Ahhhhhhhhh Burn!
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