Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
I'm getting ready to transfer to a new job and my replacement is here way early so she was able to go to a conference in FL for me. I did not want to go and deal with the morons.
SOoooooo the down side of the deal was......someone needed to watch her 8 and 12 yo boys. STUPID ME said SURE!!!!!!!! So I've been at their house all week.
Not too bad except........theses boys have NO table manners. I did not know that you could slurp PIZZA! Belching, smacking, licking fingers,......etc. The youngest is pissed off because mom had to go away. Sooooo I get attitude. Morning...we don't want to get up and get ready for school. I don't argue. You are either ready or Im picking your chubby little ass up and taking you in your underware. Bathtime I hear NO Im not taking a shower. Fine sit on your bed from now till lights out. Tonite....mom is due home. I told them to clean their rooms when they got home from school before TV and games. Oldest has done everything I ask as soon as I ask. Not the youngest...he REFUSES to clean his room. Fine....sit in there and read a book. No TV, no games. He comes out throwing a tantrum because I won't let him go to the neighbors. IT's my fault he's bored....cause I won't let him do anything. LOL. Then he doesn't want what I cooked for dinner. Fine DON'T eat. I'm not making you anything special if you don't do what you are asked. Well, then his big ass brother eats the entire pizza so now I HAVE to make him somthing else. Well he was out of beef-o-ronie so it was raviolies or lasagne. NO NO NO I DON"T WANT THAT. FINE go hungry. Now he's sitting in his room demanding raviolies. LMAO. I tell him to get out here and tell him when he apologises and ASKS for dinner.....I will be happy to feed him. NO Im not apologising. FINE go hungry. Well the chubby little brat can't go more than an hour without eating......so now he's apologised and is eating.
Couple more hours.......Im going back to MY house and getting DRUNK!
Live, learn and get a life time supply of CONDOMS, Birthcontrol Pills, SPONGES and just to be on the safe side.....my tubes tied!