Every morning my cat is waiting for me , sitting on the first step. When I go to step over her she jumps up under my feet and I have to take three steps at once. Does this seem suspicious? I think she is out to get me.
F.I.L.F.
Every morning my cat is waiting for me , sitting on the first step. When I go to step over her she jumps up under my feet and I have to take three steps at once. Does this seem suspicious? I think she is out to get me.
Anabolic Member
your wife put the cat up to it. dont ever trust a pvssy!! kill the cat, they suck anyways.
Member
I've got a cat too and she is always pullin the same sh*t. Total feline conspiracy bro. We must remove the cats.
F.I.L.F.
Yes, the cat is evil........................very evil
Retired Vet
Pussy's just something you've never had much luck with is it?
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
I have the same problem.....every morning cat outside my door meowing. Wakes me up. Gonna drop kick it off the porch one of these days!!!
Then when I get up its in front of my feet all the way to the utility room where it's bowl is.
Grrrrr
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Cycle King/AR-Hall of Famer/RETIRED
Wow cb I did not think you would be the kind of girl to kick a hungry pussy.
Retired Moderator
cats are conniving creatures man. always plotting , always. just got to keep on your toes.
F.I.L.F.
Yes puss* and I are at odds.
AR-Hall of Famer
sheez, your cat is high on cat nip
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL Im not TOUCHING that comment
Originally Posted by gsxxr
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR-Hall of Famer
CAN I?
F.I.L.F.
This is a serious thread about my potential death, I am disappointed in all of you
Female Member
Sorry to hear about your assassin cat...I never like damm felines. They got to much of a 'tude. But good luck with that cat. (rhymes)
Female Member
I, have the same problem Vic, only mine did trip me and I stumbled, to the ground face first!!! So look out man, isn't it funny how one little pussy can bring a grown man/woman to thier knees!
F.I.L.F.
No truer words have ever been spoken!
Senior Member
put the ****er through the blender youll be safe then,plus make a good shake if your protein is unflavoured.
americian **** **** ****
Cycle King/AR-Hall of Famer/RETIRED
I, have the same problem Vic, only mine did trip me and I stumbled, to the ground face first!!! So look out man, isn't it funny how one little pussy can bring a grown man/woman to thier knees!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
CAN I?
Sure feel free to touch the pussy ..
Comment!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Female Member
CB can I touch too??? JK!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
CB can I touch too??? JK!
LOL there you go again.....getting those men all hot and bothered with girl on girl stuff
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Female Member
Hahaha...but isn't it FUN though....
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
But of COURSE
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Senior Member
hahaha. this tread is awesome. made my sad day!
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