Favorite "Im Away" message

[GQplaya]

Lets hear them , for everybody whos got aim, aol, etc.

[GQplaya]

one is
-Gym Membership = $60.00
-12wks 500mg test = $200.00
-Enough daily supply of chicken to float a navy vessel = $20.00
-Gucci Muscle Shirt = $150.00

Model chics at the club asking u to lift ur shirt up followed by a "****" = PRICELESS!!

[kloter1]

I am not available because I am watching porn that takes up the whole screen.

[PaRiS2005]

Makin the biggest rubber duckies gone wild!! In the shower...

[Jantzen4k]

i prefer Real Ameriacn Hero's,

they dont say what im doing but they sure are funny.


bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. really bad toupee wearer
(mr. really bad toupee wearer)
more than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me"
(what could you be thinking)
you think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap
(couldn't fool a blind man)
made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women
(i don't think so)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. stud in a rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head
(i don't think it's on straight)

[PaRiS2005]

Life is a waste of time. time is a waste of life. so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life!!!

I like that one too...

[IntensityX]

Can't talk now drinking winny

[BDTR]

System Admins away message as of ten minutes ago: Blowing a sheep right now, be back later.

Make of it what you will.

[unclemoney]

"scavanging for food.... like a.... dam..... vulture..."

[AandF6969]

"Kick your ass in the gym every day so you dont get it kicked by someone else"

[GQplaya]

System Admins away message as of ten minutes ago: Blowing a sheep right now, be back later.

Make of it what you will.

[bigbodyjosh]

Can't talk now drinking winny

lol that is great

[jpi108]

Save a tree, eat a beaver...

[frank_frank]

I am not available because I am watching porn that takes up the whole screen.

great one

[skinnyhb]

forget jesus. what would tucker do?

[kman]

my new away message is......
If you are reading this you need to get your fat ass in the gym, cause that's where I'm at.................

[PurePower]

Real Eyes Realise Real Lies.

[JDawg1536]

"Fvck you"

[Chemical King]

"Im cant't be arsed to chat right now so I put this on to annoy the fu*k out of people"

[Maraxus]

It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now..

[Chemical King]

It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now..

[Psychotron]

People actually leave away messages? lol

[ManzNumero1]

This ones little like GQ's but i like mine better. . .

-Gym Membership = $60.00
-Planned out Steroid Cycle = $200.00
-Enough daily supply of protein and supplements = $100.00
-Muscle Shirt = $100.00

Not being able to fit through the fvcking doorways = Priceless.

[yellowviper]

mother of all conspiracies: aka religion

[Hed]

This is my gym message:


[[[[----Gym-----]]]]

[Elliot]

You mean this?

[rambo]

Real Eyes Realise Real Lies.

You're a little bitch. All you do is jack my away messages. I'll put up something, and the next day I look at PP's away message and it's the same god**** thing, but as if he said it himself.

Inbreeding.

[SplinterCell]

When Im away I usually close my chat program...

[Jantzen4k]

This is my gym message:


[[[[----Gym-----]]]]

thats a good one!

[GQplaya]

yea i like that one

[PurePower]

You're a little bitch. All you do is jack my away messages. I'll put up something, and the next day I look at PP's away message and it's the same god**** thing, but as if he said it himself.

Inbreeding.

Dude I dont even have AOL IM. Who are you?

[twiztidjuggalo74]

rub a dub dub this sluts in the tub...(thats my shower one)

[PiecinItUp]

i put this up sometimes for a laugh....

Ways to make life more interesting (or just to be an asshole) -


- Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
- Lie obviously about trival things such as time of day.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Breathe quickly. the more you breathe, the more oxygen you use. this is yet another way of getting "one up" on everyone else.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

[Panzerfaust]

Mine is:

"Sup you ****ing fat bastard, if you were out doing something productive like working your fat ass off instead of sitting at the PC stuffing your fat piggy face with BonBon's, you would'nt be such a fat sack of beaver shiat, i hope you choke".

Yeah, i used to be angry, i don't use this one anymore as i am more sensitive to others needs.

Oh, i forgot to mention that these were the notes i left for myself.....

[GQplaya]

lol, these are some good messages and quite funny

[taiboxa]

For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!

[ginkobulloba]

i put this up sometimes for a laugh....

Ways to make life more interesting (or just to be an asshole) -


- Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

I said that to this pathetic magazine salesman once. Dude was like 30 yrs ols, 110 lbs and a door to door zine salesman. I told him that and he didn't even get pissed off or anything. And yes, I am an asshole.

[Dude-Man]

eating to live.

[ManzNumero1]

my new one. .

At the gym working on my goal to not be able
to walk through the doorways anymore. . . . . .


(sideways)

[soontoberipped]

i prefer Real Ameriacn Hero's,

they dont say what im doing but they sure are funny.


bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. really bad toupee wearer
(mr. really bad toupee wearer)
more than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me"
(what could you be thinking)
you think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap
(couldn't fool a blind man)
made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women
(i don't think so)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. stud in a rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head
(i don't think it's on straight)

Here's a nice play on that Real American Heroes:

Real Men of Genius--- Today I salute you Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a normal life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen.. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the mousepad and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.