crappiest job

**frank_frank** · 03-01-2005, 10:00 PM

whats the crappiest jobs youve ever had? this can include working summers while in high shcool..

mine is probabaly construction work .. digging ditches, carrying heavy ass stuff, etc etc all in hot, humid florida

**J-Dogg** · 03-01-2005, 10:03 PM

I've always liked to work, i've done construction and worked in restraunts.

Its always been tuff, but have always look at work as an opportunity never a "crappy job".

**Rob** · 03-01-2005, 10:05 PM

fackin kids camp counselor last summer...i swear i coulda rang their little necks

**mushroomstampr** · 03-01-2005, 10:06 PM

**PaRiS2005** · 03-01-2005, 10:34 PM

Hmm...I've liked all the jobs I've had...A&F and being a cocktail waitress were my favs tho...2/3 ain't bad...

**OSTIE** · 03-01-2005, 11:10 PM

Goin to school full time all week, just to work 14hrs a day every saturday and sunday delivering furniture to bitchy @ss customers while all my friends are out enjoying college weekend life.

**1819** · 03-01-2005, 11:14 PM

i used to work at the hospital puttin wheels on miscarriages.

**BARLOW** · 03-01-2005, 11:24 PM

working in a bank vault.... filing checks for 6 hours a day non stop........ sit there in a chair..... opening ...... closing..... file cabinents....... putting checks in right slot........ listening to the old hags gossip outside........ kill me o sweet death..........

**mushroomstampr** · 03-01-2005, 11:31 PM

i gotta say telemarketing was the worst for me, and i've done hard labor crap. but telemarketing to trash in yonkers was the most depressing thing i've ever done without a doubt. oh yeah, and i was working for Unique Chimney which was the biggest bunch of scam artists ever.

**Tock** · 03-01-2005, 11:59 PM

Killing dogs.

Ya, I was a Dallas dogcatcher for a year . . . spent 6 months catching 'em, then another 6 months putting 'em to sleep.
I lost my lunch every night for a week when I started to kill animals . . . 1cc of sodium pentabarbitol for every 15 lbs of bodyweight, intraveniously. Problem was, the dogs usually wouldn't sit still, and that needle wouldn't always go in the vein, then the dog would panic, and things would get ugly. Real ugly.
Worst part of the job was killing month old puppies. Folks would bring 'em in by the box load, and nobody wanted all those puppies, so we killed 'em. 95% of 'em, anyway.
That's the worst job I ever had . . .

-Tock

**BigRandy** · 03-02-2005, 12:17 AM

krispy kreme

**PrairieDawg** · 03-02-2005, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by Tock

Killing dogs.

Ya, I was a Dallas dogcatcher for a year . . . spent 6 months catching 'em, then another 6 months putting 'em to sleep.
I lost my lunch every night for a week when I started to kill animals . . . 1cc of sodium pentabarbitol for every 15 lbs of bodyweight, intraveniously. Problem was, the dogs usually wouldn't sit still, and that needle wouldn't always go in the vein, then the dog would panic, and things would get ugly. Real ugly.
Worst part of the job was killing month old puppies. Folks would bring 'em in by the box load, and nobody wanted all those puppies, so we killed 'em. 95% of 'em, anyway.
That's the worst job I ever had . . .

-Tock

I could never do that. I'd probably go mental.

**magicksun** · 03-02-2005, 01:43 AM

cashier of the supermarket. i hate it so much. quited in weeks. most horrible job experience ever.

**bigbodyjosh** · 03-02-2005, 02:02 AM

I worked as a bus boy for like 4 hours and told the manager i was gonna split. Oh yeah, i stole some food too. F*** that

**31uniform** · 03-02-2005, 05:19 AM

landscaping, dont get me wrong i love bieng out doors doing hard work, it makes me feel like a man. but the attitude of the people i had to work with sucked, so that made me hate landscaping.

**BOUNCER** · 03-02-2005, 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by Tock

Killing dogs.

Ya, I was a Dallas dogcatcher for a year . . . spent 6 months catching 'em, then another 6 months putting 'em to sleep.
I lost my lunch every night for a week when I started to kill animals . . . 1cc of sodium pentabarbitol for every 15 lbs of bodyweight, intraveniously. Problem was, the dogs usually wouldn't sit still, and that needle wouldn't always go in the vein, then the dog would panic, and things would get ugly. Real ugly.
Worst part of the job was killing month old puppies. Folks would bring 'em in by the box load, and nobody wanted all those puppies, so we killed 'em. 95% of 'em, anyway.
That's the worst job I ever had . . .

-Tock

I worked in a slaugther house killing sheep and cattle. 2000 sheep in the morning but cutting their throat and approx 1500 cattle in the afternoon with a bolt into the forehead followed by slitting their throats also.

Covered in sh*t and blood all day long.

Usually it wasn't too messy, the sheep receive an electric shock just before their hauled up by the hindlegs to have their throat cut. The cows were pretty similar except for the amount of blood, it was shocking how much blood would flow from the cow, all the while it would be trashing about hung up by its hindlegs.

**Juggernaut** · 03-02-2005, 05:57 AM

Working at a pickle processing plant on automated equipment....job was so boring I used to put my dick in the pickle stuffer..........until I got caught oneday and then fired. Really embarassing......the pickle stuffer got fired too. hahahahaha

**needmorestrength** · 03-02-2005, 06:19 AM

lmao at juggy.... I hate my job now.. Cant wait until I am back in school.. My boss is a horrible person

**PaRiS2005** · 03-02-2005, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Working at a pickle processing plant on automated equipment....job was so boring I used to put my dick in the pickle stuffer..........until I got caught oneday and then fired. Really embarassing......the pickle stuffer got fired too. hahahahaha

Are you SERIOUS?! LMAO!!

**Hed** · 03-02-2005, 10:01 AM

My current job, American Eagle...........so god**** boring, for no money at all.

Give me a job where im busy, and ill be fine. Dont make me stand around all day, that just blows.

**PaRiS2005** · 03-02-2005, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Hed

My current job, American Eagle...........so god**** boring, for no money at all.

Give me a job where im busy, and ill be fine. Dont make me stand around all day, that just blows.

Yeah, try A&F..that job sucked...how much do you get paid??

**Hed** · 03-02-2005, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

Yeah, try A&F..that job sucked...how much do you get paid??

They got me at a whopping $6.05 an hour, and i do absolutely dick. I do get 40% off, 50% sometimes, and 25% off on clearance stuff, so i mean ill get a nice buttondown clearance shirt for like $7.50, but still......

.......when i go home, i make $18 an hour under the table painting, so as i sit there and watch the clock at AE, im just like "dude, this blows, i could make in one hour working painting what i make in 4 here"

**FCECC2** · 03-02-2005, 10:20 AM

worked in a foundry deburring heavy ass truck trans casting all day long..

**TheNatural3456** · 03-02-2005, 10:25 AM

i used to work at hollister...which is owned by A&F i liked it...i never really did n e thing but it wasnt bad at all...i wouldnt mind goin back there...there were some nice loking ladies there

**TheMudMan** · 03-02-2005, 10:27 AM

I was a trash man durring summer vactions when I was in high school........... I have a greater respect for those guys that haul away my trash............. it's a hard and smelly job.

**HeavyHitter** · 03-02-2005, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by mushroomstampr

**Red Ketchup** · 03-02-2005, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by bigrob33

fackin kids camp counselor last summer...i swear i coulda rang their little necks

You're kidding right???

Camp counselor was the best job I ever had... (satisfction wise, not money wise).

I can't believe they actually paid me to sit on the beach 2/3 of the day, take kids hiking and canoe camping 2-4 days a week and basically good off and pull pranks with a bunch of kids most of the time.

Those were good years!

Red

**Red Ketchup** · 03-02-2005, 10:43 AM

Worse job I ever had was store detective catching shoplifters in groceries...

There is nothing more depressing than having to arrest some poor single mom shoplifting Kraft Dinner to feed her kids

Oddly enough, we arrested a lot of weightlifters stealing steak and chicken...

go figure!

Red

**Angelis** · 03-02-2005, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

I worked in a slaugther house killing sheep and cattle. 2000 sheep in the morning but cutting their throat and approx 1500 cattle in the afternoon with a bolt into the forehead followed by slitting their throats also.

Covered in sh*t and blood all day long.

Usually it wasn't too messy, the sheep receive an electric shock just before their hauled up by the hindlegs to have their throat cut. The cows were pretty similar except for the amount of blood, it was shocking how much blood would flow from the cow, all the while it would be trashing about hung up by its hindlegs.

Ditto... I worked with pigs and cattle.

That was the ****tiest job I ever had... the next would be a telemarketer I never liked lying to those people. I quit after a week.

**Commando_Barbi** · 03-02-2005, 11:00 AM

In highschool....picked pea pods and strawberries. Been in the Navy since I was 17 so I didn't have many other jobs.

**HeavyHitter** · 03-02-2005, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

You're kidding right???

Camp counselor was the best job I ever had... (satisfction wise, not money wise).

I can't believe they actually paid me to sit on the beach 2/3 of the day, take kids hiking and canoe camping 2-4 days a week and basically good off and pull pranks with a bunch of kids most of the time.

Those were good years!

Red

Defly the best ive ever had too!!!

**Lobsterman** · 03-02-2005, 11:54 AM

I hatd working in bradlees no longer around got fired for somethin I didn't do,also UPS sucked when I worked there

**fitnessguy** · 03-02-2005, 11:59 AM

Cropping tobacco when i was 13 was by far my worst job. I threw up almost everyday. Would never do it again...

**Fat Guy** · 03-02-2005, 12:35 PM

Some of the crappiest jobs I have had:

UPS (Sh!tty a$$ job loading dirty packages in a 110 degrees semi truck while some b!tch clocked me while standing under a fan to keep herself cool to make sure I was loading 600 packages per hour

)
Fed Ex
Furniture Store
Roofer (not too bad but f**king hot during the summer where the roof is around 120 degrees)
Fast Food
Dishwasher
The U.S. Army (travel and friends were cool it was just I have never seen a bigger bunch of retards who made the military their career and now I figure it is the only opportunity they will get to make a decent living… Do not get me wrong there are many competent people in the armed forces that make careers of it but if you are a competent person who has made a career of the military then you know what I am talking about ( that guy who uses military cadenced to serenade his girl, or the guy who can quote every line from basic training / full metal jacket, etc ect…)

Some of the best jobs I have had:

Youth counselor at juvenile psychiatric hospital
Educator
And, the all time favorite one … Working at the Porn Shop / Adult Book Store (It was the only job I ever had where I use to get drunk twice a week at work and have chicks ask me if I knew of a good swinger’s club

)

**kloter1** · 03-02-2005, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Working at a pickle processing plant on automated equipment....job was so boring I used to put my dick in the pickle stuffer..........until I got caught oneday and then fired. Really embarassing......the pickle stuffer got fired too. hahahahaha

youve seen the blue collar dvd eh?

**muff-chaser** · 03-02-2005, 01:00 PM

i worked at a **** grocery store for like 2 and a half years. let me tell you how much that job sucked ars........though i did eat all the time for free and got all the best food for free!!!!!!!

**rambo** · 03-02-2005, 01:18 PM

By the time I hit 18 I had worked 16 different jobs.

A sampling...

Taco Bell (yeah, drive through)
Cashier clerk at walgreens
Laying tile all day(grout)
Shoe warehouse
Ice Cream factory
Announcer for girls basketball games
The Republican Party (I quit that ****er after 2 days, evil bastards)
Fish department at Petsmart
The list goes on.

I can't even count the number of different crappy jobs I've had. But if you just took a look at where I've been working lately (still don't get paid jack ****, and am always broke), it would look like I'm living the American dream.

**gya321** · 03-02-2005, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Tock

Killing dogs.

Ya, I was a Dallas dogcatcher for a year . . . spent 6 months catching 'em, then another 6 months putting 'em to sleep.
I lost my lunch every night for a week when I started to kill animals . . . 1cc of sodium pentabarbitol for every 15 lbs of bodyweight, intraveniously. Problem was, the dogs usually wouldn't sit still, and that needle wouldn't always go in the vein, then the dog would panic, and things would get ugly. Real ugly.
Worst part of the job was killing month old puppies. Folks would bring 'em in by the box load, and nobody wanted all those puppies, so we killed 'em. 95% of 'em, anyway.
That's the worst job I ever had . . .

-Tock

I think you win. I dont know how the f*ck you could do it, thats some crazy sh1t.

**SplinterCell** · 03-02-2005, 02:00 PM

Male prostitution...sue me, I needed the cash

**PaRiS2005** · 03-02-2005, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by gya321

I think you win. I dont know how the f*ck you could do it, thats some crazy sh1t.

Yeah, thats really sad...I could NEVER do that. I love dogs and I would hate to see them hurt, or thrown away...

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