Everyone always posts their girl problems so I figured Id post this.. Met a girl two weeks ago, went out last night.. think im in love, lol, she feels the same way, going to take it slow though heres to hoping![]()
Everyone always posts their girl problems so I figured Id post this.. Met a girl two weeks ago, went out last night.. think im in love, lol, she feels the same way, going to take it slow though heres to hoping![]()
Well done bro, i told you McDonalds was a great place to meet chicks.Originally Posted by needmorestrength
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Mcgriddles > SexOriginally Posted by MESSY_UK
hopefully you have her a happy meal
Met a girl...thought she was grand...fell in love...found out first hand went well for a week or two...yeah you know the rest!!
JK!! good luck man!!
she got any hot friends?
Yea I'll prolly screw it up pretty fastOriginally Posted by PaRiS2005
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She does actually lolOriginally Posted by bigrob33
lol thats a best kept secretOriginally Posted by SplinterCell
I swear to it she wasnt in the playlandOriginally Posted by MESSY_UK
Originally Posted by SplinterCell
shhhh
Aww I hope you not!! Don't jinx yourself bro!![]()
Bahh im not supersticious but thanxOriginally Posted by PaRiS2005
don't**
Almost got myself introuble on Friday. **** hormones in milk these days, freaking seniors in high school.
Originally Posted by needmorestrength
D*mn
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Congrats luvhope it works out for you
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
do you have that old fasion love feeling...
where you'd do anything to bone her???
so sweet, i wanna cry for u
Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
hah i thought the same when i saw the thread title
good to hear bro, but all i have to say is take it slow!! my buddy thinks everygirl he meets is "the one" and he always takes things waaaay to fast and shlt gets fukd up! ex. moving in wit her after 4mths and having a kid...lets just dsay thats not goin well-fighting for custody. he does it all the time, if u like her take it slow and see where it goes.Originally Posted by needmorestrength
McP*ssy sandwhich mmmmmmmmmm that's McF*cking gooooood![]()
Good luck with the girl, but be careful. I met, what I thought was a girl the other night. Turns out she was a guy.I found out when I went to the bathroom and saw "her" pissing right next to me, standing up! I wont say who it was, but I'll give you a hint...Inten*ityX....Originally Posted by IntensityX
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I knew I smelt some **** twinkies and lookin behold it's AXE the QUEEN TWINKIE wut up butt pirateOriginally Posted by aXe
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And at least I have something between my legs,if anyone were to look between your legs they would see a sign that says "Space For Rent"![]()
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Quit highjacking, you know that's not true!Originally Posted by IntensityX
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Anyways, you can't be serious that you're in love with her after two weeks right!!!!
This one doesn't have a third arm or something like the last one did? Remeber the one before that that had that huge hump.....don't let yourself get hurt again bro.
I couldnt agree with you anymore man!! Def taking it sllooowww!!Originally Posted by tycin
Listen, just because she looked like Quasi moto's sister doesn't mean anything, she had a good personalitlyOriginally Posted by Juggernaut
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Oh no, lolOriginally Posted by needmorestrength
Originally Posted by aXe
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Glad to hear....Hope everything works out well for ya
JC
thanx bro, I'll prolly **** it up somehowOriginally Posted by jc3
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I thought you into guys?Originally Posted by needmorestrength
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Anyway....congrats...i guess?!![]()
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Lol.. listen just because I find your avatar hot doesnt mean Im into guyzOriginally Posted by Monkeytown
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Good luck with her J. Enjoy your time together
Thanx messy, shes coming to meet the parents this weekend.. If she passes shes a keeper lol
She Fu(king hates me.. Now while you have this going on bro find 3 more and see if she really is that special or your just dreaming. Just because you have started the process in your mind about this girl doesnt mean anything, go find 3 others atleast so you can keep your head straightOriginally Posted by PaRiS2005
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i seeOriginally Posted by cpt steele
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We are anxoiusly awaiting your next post stating how this one farked you over. Good luck though.Originally Posted by needmorestrength
Just remember to treat her like crap every 1-2 weeks as this will keep her interested, if she calls, don't answer and call her the next day...this should work at first....
Just don't ever beat her unless you want a serious commitment or future wife.
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