funny confucius sayings!

[radar1234]

whats your favorite?

-man who exels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter-


-man who goes to bed with itchy butt , wakes up with smelly fingers-

[ire]

My favorite has always been:

Man who jump from tall building, jump to conclusion.

[kloter1]

man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

[radar1234]

-squirrel who run up women's leg not find nuts-

[AandF6969]

Confucius Say
Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society

Confucius Say
A man is only as faithful as his options.

[Jantzen4k]

Confucius Says:

if i was a dog and you were a flower, id lift up my leg and give you a shower

[Bigen12]

Confucius Says:

Stupid man climbs tree for cherry,

Wise man spreads limbs....

[soontoberipped]

Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

[SplinterCell]

He who has obese son named Richard has big dick

[Governor]

man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is ****ing nuts.

[Juggernaut]

Man who eats jelly beans....fart in technicolor.
Man who goes to bed alone with hard problem....wake up with solution in hand.

[tmoney11785]

man who stand on side of street with hand in pocket not feeling crazy......feeling nutz!

[kloter1]

-squirrel who run up women's leg not find nuts-

dammit thats funny!!!!!!

[taiboxa]

He who laughs Last... Thinks Slowest.

[seanw]

Women who sleep outside synagogue liable to wake up with heavy dew upon her