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  1. 03-08-2005, 08:22 PM #1
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    Christian Joke

    These christian trailer park people were at home when a tornado was headed straight towards their trailer.

    They go out front and start praying in front of the trailer.

    So some yankee sees them as he drives by and yells, "What are you doing? Don't you see the tornado coming?"

    Christians say, "God is going to protect us from the tornado"

    Yankee says, "Well who the hell do you think sent the tornado!"

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    Im.. going to say.. "The Fade" Sent the tornado.. just a hunch but thats what im going to go with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    These christian trailer park people were at home when a tornado was headed straight towards their trailer.

    They go out front and start praying in front of the trailer.

    So some yankee sees them as he drives by and yells, "What are you doing? Don't you see the tornado coming?"

    Christians say, "God is going to protect us from the tornado"

    Yankee says, "Well who the hell do you think sent the tornado!"

    ahh come on man thats wrong hahhaha
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  4. 03-08-2005, 08:23 PM #4
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    Excellent! Very true I am afraid to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    Im.. going to say.. "The Fade" Sent the tornado.. just a hunch but thats what im going to go with.
    "The Fade" AKA "God"....
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    lmfao terrible but funny
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    Funnily but sadley true
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    Loz... What Would Jesus Do?(for a klondike bar)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    You are all going to He!!
    Hopefully you won't have made parole yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Hopefully you won't have made parole yet.
    My sentence has been changed to Life without Parole
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  13. 03-08-2005, 09:27 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    My sentence has been changed to Life without Parole
    Guess I'll see you there. I will probaly be in a deeper layer though. I am a bad man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Guess I'll see you there. I will probaly be in a deeper layer though. I am a bad man.
    I believe you there!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Guess I'll see you there. I will probaly be in a deeper layer though. I am a bad man.

    Yes you are.........very bad shame, shame everyone knows your name.
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  16. 03-09-2005, 12:14 AM #16
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    i couldnt help but laugh, i am going to hell....... im gonna go to hell when i die, im gonna go to hell when i die wahoo
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  17. 03-09-2005, 07:31 AM #17
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    For those of you going to hell, Cheer up, Tis better to Reign in Hell than serve in heaven
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