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  1. 03-08-2005, 09:26 PM #1
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    Red face Funny'Yet'Retarded..its..ME

    Here is how i got a chick who was becomming obsessed w/ me. lil background
    first she loved me, then left me because she was scared then came back like a mad stalker so i get a call
    goes like this
    Girl: "Hey... what are you doing."
    Me: "Holy piss its 2:00am, i am sleeping:
    Girl: "oh Sorry, just wanted you to know i was thinking of you."
    Me: "Im gonna try to make you hate me in 1 sentence, ok?"
    Girl: "Whaa...?"
    Me: "Now honestly, why would i want to date you comma, (yes i said Comma to make sure she knew it was still the same sentence and im so proud of that quick wit ) i mean have you seen me?"
    Girl: "I knew you were a self-centered bastard!"
    Earlier that week she said i was self centered NEAT! and im fat
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  2. 03-08-2005, 09:28 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    Me: "Now honestly, why would i want to date you, i mean have you seen me?"

    brilliant!!!!
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  3. 03-08-2005, 09:34 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantzen4k
    brilliant!!!!
    Dood u left out the part where i said "COMMA" that is like My pride and joy in this whole thread ><
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    LOL Tai you are too much, "COMMA," u weirdo!
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    The comma part was sooooooooo such an awsome idea dude!!! Very fast thinkin!! Yeah !!! you self centered bastard!! lol
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    Next time i need some good advice on how to get rid of chicks, comma, i know who to holla at!!
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    you know i may seem totally weird, odd, hopless, retarded, annoying, slow, abnormal, and obnoxious but ... women flock to me like im going outta style and my friend says .. its because i dress nice in a gay way and they arent intimidated by me.. then become completely obsessed w/ my retarded child cuteness.. then i throw down the beefy meat snake and own them!
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  8. 03-08-2005, 09:45 PM #8
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    u gotta post some pics so we can this the man/woman behind the mask..errr weird posts
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  9. 03-08-2005, 09:46 PM #9
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    LoL you want.. face shot or body or wat?
    bleh those sound like Porn Scenerios...
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    lol money shot would be nice
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  11. 03-08-2005, 09:49 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    lol money shot would be nice
    omg ROFL thats the most horrid funny thing all day except for the "...Holy crap i think im going to hate cry..." comment
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