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03-08-2005, 10:48 PM #1Senior Member
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old woman shat in the grocery store today.......
today was the most weird ass day today.........
i got pissed off cause the minute i get to work an old woman didnt make it to the bathroom and left a trail of **** everywhere...... stunk so bad..... i had to clean it up , the old hag snuck out the back door....... then some jackass opened up a case of cookies , took a bite and put it back, then another jackass opened a gallon of milk took a drink and put it back on the shelf...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im a poo cleaner........
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03-08-2005, 10:51 PM #2
EEEW, sorry you had a bad day.........but look at it this way after that, tommorow has to be better
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03-08-2005, 10:51 PM #3
did you kill the old lady, use her body to clean up the mess then eat the cookies and milk that were opened... thats what i woulda done!
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03-08-2005, 10:52 PM #4
AHAHHAAH that is some funny stuff. you had to clean up old lady ****, lol
sorry bro, i couldnt help it
BTW where do you work?
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03-08-2005, 10:52 PM #5Senior Member
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I Dry Heaved , Holy **** It Stunk So Bad, I Used A Whole Can Of Oust Air Stuff, Works Good Btw, She Ate Some Raunchy **** I Say. All That Soy Milk Lol
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03-08-2005, 10:54 PM #6
LOL! Id be dry heaving my assoff GAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!! GAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH
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03-08-2005, 10:56 PM #7Originally Posted by BARLOW
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03-08-2005, 10:57 PM #8Senior Member
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if you've seen dumb and dumberer, that was me... i walked in the bathroom i yeleld out
" SHE SHAT ON THE WALLS, THE MIRROR, THE TOWELS, SHE SHAT EVERYWHERE!!!! ****!!!!!"
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03-08-2005, 11:07 PM #9
I used to work at an office supply store and there was thsi old guy charlie who had to wear D'Pends, so you can imagine what I had to smell all day around the poor guy.
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03-09-2005, 07:43 AM #10New Member
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Sorry Barlow, that sucks....Your not alone though, I had to throw a guy out last night that was drunk and pissing on the craps table. Last week I had to send an employee home because he smelled like sh*t and the guests were complaining, now thats a weird thing to do, telling grown men they stink and that they need to go home and shower and wipe their ass.
Your right though, crap incidents are the worst, last year I had to inform a old lady that she had sh*t herself, you could see it ooozing through her nylons running down her leg, but I didn't have to clean it up....
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03-09-2005, 07:48 AM #11
One word... college! You'll thank me later when you aren't picking up geriatric feces.
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03-09-2005, 07:49 AM #12
ok nevermind, you're still young.. just looked at your profile. Either way, go to college! I can't imagine having to work there.
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03-09-2005, 08:12 AM #13AR Hall of Fame
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That's sh*tty!
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03-09-2005, 08:13 AM #14
Someone had to say it.. better you than me haha.
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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03-09-2005, 08:21 AM #15AR Hall of Fame
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U know me!
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03-09-2005, 08:26 AM #16Junior Member
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That happened at my store one nite.... I was supervising so I made someone else clean it up..... It was nasty.... she left a runny trail around the store, I dont think she realized that it happened though, I think it leaked from her Depends.... either way it was gross....
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03-09-2005, 09:13 AM #17
All of those who would have quit right then and there raise your hand. I don't even clean up my own poo!
I'm laughing with you bro...really. hahahahahahaha
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03-09-2005, 09:22 AM #18Originally Posted by Juggernaut
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03-09-2005, 02:29 PM #19Originally Posted by BARLOW
2nd-he wants to drink huh? make him drink 5 bottles of hot sauce
3rd-shovel her s** put it back where it belongs then put them all in one of those big azz trash cans pour gasoline all over them and burn them then have a smoke
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03-09-2005, 02:36 PM #20Originally Posted by Juggernaut
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03-09-2005, 03:15 PM #21
So far Desiel, Max and myself would have walked off the job.....thank God...I thought I was the only person here who would have done that.
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03-09-2005, 03:20 PM #22Originally Posted by BARLOW
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03-09-2005, 03:55 PM #23
There is this old azz guy at the gym that constantly is stinking up the place by farting ALL the time. The bad thing is that he stays at the gym for literally 8 hours every single day. It is so fukkin annoying. Sometimes I go in the locker room and he will be standing there in his tighty whiteys and they have holes in them and I can't help but think of why there are holes in his underwear. Maybe I should go buy a bottle of gas relief stuff and put it in his locker when he isn't around.
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03-09-2005, 04:09 PM #24
poop stories are funny
Oh, and a raised hand here as well.
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03-09-2005, 04:19 PM #25
man bro, I feel sorry for you... But thanks for the laugh...
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03-09-2005, 04:22 PM #26Originally Posted by BARLOW
At least you've found something that you're good at.......
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03-09-2005, 05:20 PM #27Female Member
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Somedays you're the pegion, and others your the satue, bro
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03-09-2005, 09:47 PM #28Senior Member
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im just a poop cleanin bitch.
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03-09-2005, 10:13 PM #29
this thread is hilarious
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03-09-2005, 10:19 PM #30Senior Member
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ya.. i told my buddies, they had a **** giggle fest, i had to clean that up as well.....
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03-09-2005, 10:19 PM #31
well this is the funniest thread i have read in a while
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03-09-2005, 10:27 PM #32Senior Member
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i feel degraded in society cause of this old hag.
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03-09-2005, 10:29 PM #33
you should
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03-09-2005, 10:58 PM #34
/raises hand
sorry
Alex
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03-10-2005, 07:27 AM #35Female Member
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Well, you work at a Grocery store right??
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03-10-2005, 07:29 AM #36Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
hey paris, see what you have to look foward to when you get older! hahaha how old are you anyway?
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03-10-2005, 07:45 AM #37Female Member
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I hope I never do that!! EWW! I'm 18
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03-10-2005, 08:32 AM #38Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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03-10-2005, 11:00 AM #39Originally Posted by BARLOW
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03-10-2005, 11:15 AM #40Member
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Originally Posted by Juggernaut
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