Anyone else have this problem

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 08:40 AM

Ok.. I drag my sorry lazy ass outta bed at 5:45, get down to the gym and do cardio.. My problem is about 20 min into cardio I have to take a major loz... and so I start farting which is quite embarassing especially if theres others around, in the end I am holding back torpedo's that just want to fly out!! It makes me sooo mad I just want to hit something, and even if I take a loz before cardio this still happens!!

**Big Rig** · 03-09-2005, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Ok.. I drag my sorry lazy ass outta bed at 5:45, get down to the gym and do cardio.. My problem is about 20 min into cardio I have to take a major loz... and so I start farting which is quite embarassing especially if theres others around, in the end I am holding back torpedo's that just want to fly out!! It makes me sooo mad I just want to hit something, and even if I take a loz before cardio this still happens!!

lol...torpedos, that's funny.

I only have that problem if I've ate something I should not have. Droping F-Bombs while on the treadmills does make for some quite embarassing moments.

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 09:13 AM

Its Very Very Annoying!!

**Juggernaut** · 03-09-2005, 09:22 AM

Might I suggest a cork?

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Might I suggest a cork?

It would be blow out.. its violent movements!

**Bigen12** · 03-09-2005, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Ok.. I drag my sorry lazy ass outta bed at 5:45, get down to the gym and do cardio.. My problem is about 20 min into cardio I have to take a major loz... and so I start farting which is quite embarassing especially if theres others around, in the end I am holding back torpedo's that just want to fly out!! It makes me sooo mad I just want to hit something, and even if I take a loz before cardio this still happens!!

This just means that your morning cardio is working, so stop your bitching.

If you have to just carry a bucket, and when you feel the need, jump off the machine and do your business, then get your lazy ass back on the machine and back to work….

**UrbanLegend** · 03-09-2005, 10:52 AM

Thats why I take a dump first thing in the morning......no reason to have the all-night buildup come out at an unexpected time.

That does sometimes happen to me though. I'll rush off to the gym, and then when I was coming back my stomach would just be killing me, and I would be like WTF? Where did this come from? It used to happen more when I was on therms of some kind.....

**Diesel** · 03-09-2005, 11:16 AM

Never heard of it referred to as a LOZ...lol

**Monkeytown** · 03-09-2005, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Diesel

Never heard of it referred to as a LOZ...lol

There was a thread a few months ago when Lozgod was banned that said from now on Loz was the new word for $hit. It just kinda stuck, even now that he is back.

**Monkeytown** · 03-09-2005, 11:20 AM

Man I can barely get out of bed b4 I have to drop a major loz. So mine is usually gone before I go to the gym. I have had gas while doing cardio though. That sucks...it's impossible to squeeze your cheeks while runing or on the elliptical.

**HeavyHitter** · 03-09-2005, 11:20 AM

Bigen is right!! You should try to cut down on your late night eating and/or change your late night (evening) diet. If it doesnt stop soon, it has to be what your eating before you go to bed!! IMO

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Monkeytown

There was a thread a few months ago when Lozgod was banned that said from now on Loz was the new word for $hit. It just kinda stuck, even now that he is back.

Umm actually I believe it was deca you crackwhore

**Monkeytown** · 03-09-2005, 11:25 AM

That's right, **** I laugh everytime I think about how it caught on and how many people use it!! haha

BTW - Where is Deca these days? Haven't seen him in a while?!

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

This just means that your morning cardio is working, so stop your bitching.

If you have to just carry a bucket, and when you feel the need, jump off the machine and do your business, then get your lazy ass back on the machine and back to work….

Listen here.. At least I do my cardio mr. non cardio doer

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Monkeytown

Man I can barely get out of bed b4 I have to drop a major loz. So mine is usually gone before I go to the gym. I have had gas while doing cardio though. That sucks...it's impossible to squeeze your cheeks while runing or on the elliptical.

Lol yea the eliptical is a bitch.. the bike is much easier.... Man I do take one before cardio which is the wierd thing

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

Bigen is right!! You should try to cut down on your late night eating and/or change your late night (evening) diet. If it doesnt stop soon, it has to be what your eating before you go to bed!! IMO

I could not eat and do the same thing

just going to staple it shut

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Monkeytown

That's right, **** I laugh everytime I think about how it caught on and how many people use it!! haha

BTW - Where is Deca these days? Haven't seen him in a while?!

hmm he moved, hes preping for a contest.. but im not sure.. prolly molesting animals

**Monkeytown** · 03-09-2005, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

hmm he moved, hes preping for a contest.. but im not sure.. prolly molesting animals

I thought that was Bouncer?

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Monkeytown

I thought that was Bouncer?

Lol him too.. bunch of sicko's

**HeavyHitter** · 03-09-2005, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

I could not eat and do the same thing

just going to staple it shut

Im going to sew your a$$ shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.....

**Monkeytown** · 03-09-2005, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

Im going to sew your a$$ shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.....

I loved that movie!!

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

Im going to sew your a$$ shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.....

haha whats that from?

**Monkeytown** · 03-09-2005, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

haha whats that from?

The movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Monkeytown

The movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt

never saw it

**zuke** · 03-09-2005, 01:38 PM

when i wake up i have to coax my loz out. a cup of coffee and a skoal usually does the trick, and then i can do my cardio.

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by zuke

when i wake up i have to coax my loz out. a cup of coffee and a skoal usually does the trick, and then i can do my cardio.

Lol fair enough. I like to do my cardio on a totally empty tank

**HeavyHitter** · 03-09-2005, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Monkeytown

The movie "Seven" with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt

hahahhaa thats not from a movie... He does keep feeding that fat guy tho in seven but he never sewed his a$$ together....

The saying is from a WuTang album.... right before they played a song... not sure of the song tho!! but seven was an awesome movie!!

**needmorestrength** · 03-09-2005, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

hahahhaa thats not from a movie... He does keep feeding that fat guy tho in seven but he never sewed his a$$ together....

The saying is from a WuTang album.... right before they played a song... not sure of the song tho!! but seven was an awesome movie!!

lol you'll have to excuse monkeytown.. hes a crack whore

**KGBnine** · 03-09-2005, 08:11 PM

Take your morning LOZ before the workout, or before you go to bed.

**TooSmall** · 03-09-2005, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

hahahhaa thats not from a movie... He does keep feeding that fat guy tho in seven but he never sewed his a$$ together....

The saying is from a WuTang album.... right before they played a song... not sure of the song tho!! but seven was an awesome movie!!

M.E.T.H.O.D MAN from 36 chambers

great cd

**Angelis** · 03-09-2005, 08:19 PM

LMAO @ LOZ(GOD)

**1morerep** · 03-09-2005, 08:52 PM

if u do a search on my posts you'll see all of them have to do with my gas, someone here suggested beano and i'm on my 2nd day, i feel(smell) a bit of a difference.

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