
Originally Posted by
bdtr
My girlfriend forgot to walk the dog before she went to work this morning as she was running late. I faintly remember hearing in my sleeping stupor "hunny can you take the dog out real quick", then i somehow remember saying "yeah no problem". Well i didn't. I walk out into the hallway and the lights are off and before i know it *slip* i come crashing down like a ton of bricks into the very same puddle of urine i slipped in. Being a self labeled neat freek, i was more concerned with having piss on my back, than the aching going through my head as if i just got hit with a baseball bat. I then threw away my clothes. Walking by my front door naked, just intime for the female mail carrier to see my in the nude I casually walk to the door so the door covers my crotch and sign for a package.
This is not going to be a good month.