This is a great story, I wish I was closer to Montana! The radio
station America FM was doing one of their "Is anyone listening"
bits this morning.
this first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull up and say 'Do
you know who I am?' routine."
A woman called in and said that a few years back, while visiting
her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT., they had occasion to
go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The
wait was about 45 minutes.
Lots of other rancher types and their spouses were already waiting.
In comes Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. They want a table. The hostess
says they'll have to wait about 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asks the
hostess if she knows who she is. "Yes, but you'll still have to wait 45
minutes"
Then Jane says, "Is the manager in?" The manager comes out, "May
I help you?"
Do you know who I am?" ask both Jane and Ted.
"Yes, but these folks have all been waiting already and I can't put you
in ahead of them" Then Ted asks to speak to the owner.
The owner comes out. Jane again asks, "Do you know who I am?"
The owner says "Yes, I do. Do you know who I am? I am the owner
of this restaurant and a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a
table ahead of all of my friends and neighbors here, but you also will
not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night Good bye."
Only in America, what a great country!
To all who received this e-mail. This is a true story and the name of
the steak house is :
Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse 204 W Main MANHATTAN, MT 59741
(406) 284-6929 If you ever get there, give this fella a sharp
salute, buy a steak and tip the waitress!
Keep passing this on. We should never forget this unprosecuted
traitor!