UK Essex gals lol

**AVAGO** · 03-21-2005, 04:54 AM

Any one ever heard of uks essex gals?

**AVAGO** · 03-21-2005, 04:56 AM

Let me explain............

What do you call an essex gal with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant

**AVAGO** · 03-21-2005, 04:57 AM

What do you do when an Essex girl throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

**AVAGO** · 03-21-2005, 05:00 AM

What does an Essex girl and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up

**colossus1** · 03-21-2005, 05:03 AM

essex girls??

Am i missing something? Am i the only one that doesnt understand?

**YounG_SluG11** · 03-21-2005, 05:08 AM

I don't know what an essex girl is either. Could you fill us in bro.

**map200uk** · 03-21-2005, 06:52 AM

i know, its a UK thing, most guys here wont understand being from the US

essex girls = slags

**palme** · 03-21-2005, 06:55 AM

Lmao! Essex girls are classy

**Diesel** · 03-21-2005, 07:00 AM

??? Sound like blonde jokes to me.... LOL

**Elysium** · 03-21-2005, 07:41 AM

I know what hes talking about

**Testy123** · 03-21-2005, 09:33 AM

I've ripped through so many Essex Girls it scares me

Especially as I always feel the need to get checked out afterwards

Happy Days.....

What does an Essex Girl wear to keep her ankles warm?

Her knickers

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