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    Anyone know how to get rid of a hickey?

    My girlfriend thought it would be funny to give me a big hickey, so I need to find a way to get rid of it. anybody know of any remedies?

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    It's a bruise... no

    Borrow some of her makeup

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    Hahaha, nice avatar BDTR rofl.

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    he was heavier than expected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    he was heavier than expected.
    Probably because he's full of sh*t.

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    No, only time will make it go away.

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    BDTR your animal like...

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    puch your self repeatedly in the spot until its one big bruise then just say you fell or somethin

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    you can cover it with make up....or let it go away....takes a few days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monsoon says
    BDTR your animal like...
    Wait until he rapes you

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    true.............

    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Wait until he rapes you

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    some people swear by a frozen spoon. however I think it's all crap because it never worked for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    true.............

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    lol I think I'll try to avoid that from happening.

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    put a cold spoon on it....

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    I would'nt go through all that trouble just to hide a hickey.

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    i heard if u rub a comb on it, it will go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    i heard if u rub a comb on it, it will go away
    lol yea right thats the dumbest thing I have ever heard, it would just irritate it.

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    try using a banana peel, just lay the peel of the banana on the bruise, or hicky, as long as you can stand it, repeat daily.........

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    You actually can remove them, as my Latina "sancha" used to do this to me when we'd play and I had to go home to my other woman. (Long time ago, I am reformed!)

    Anyhow, you take the top off of a stick of lipstick. Using the solid end, you push the solid end into the hickey and twist so the skin does kind of "wrap" around the end. It may pinch (it should actually) the skin when you press and turn, but it disperses the blood away from one area and it will continue to lighten and disperse the more you push it in and turn it. Of course it will be red from the irritation of pushing it into the skin and twisting, but that will go away in about 30-60 minutes and the hickey will be gone if done right.

    I've had hickeys that were DARK PURPLE and mamacita was able to get them to go away in about 10 mins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    You actually can remove them, as my Latina "sancha" used to do this to me when we'd play and I had to go home to my other woman. (Long time ago, I am reformed!)

    Anyhow, you take the top off of a stick of lipstick. Using the solid end, you push the solid end into the hickey and twist so the skin does kind of "wrap" around the end. It may pinch (it should actually) the skin when you press and turn, but it disperses the blood away from one area and it will continue to lighten and disperse the more you push it in and turn it. Of course it will be red from the irritation of pushing it into the skin and twisting, but that will go away in about 30-60 minutes and the hickey will be gone if done right.

    I've had hickeys that were DARK PURPLE and mamacita was able to get them to go away in about 10 mins.

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    I like it lol jj

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    Yes, I used to be VERY VERY BAD.

    Man, that was the life though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Yes, I used to be VERY VERY BAD.

    Man, that was the life though.

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    Gatta have love for the hispanic chickas...........god bless them.

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    There is nothing like a hot ass Latina.

    Nothing can compare.......

    The passion, the fire, the heat, the attitude, the &*(@&U$()@#U&^()YUG(JBRINJVSDFKOV_&*@#(U*^()#YE %


    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahem, sorry.........



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    punch her in the eye to even it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    There is nothing like a hot ass Latina.

    Nothing can compare.......

    The passion, the fire, the heat, the attitude, the &*(@&U$()@#U&^()YUG(JBRINJVSDFKOV_&*@#(U*^()#YE %


    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahem, sorry.........



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    Amen brotha...............amen.

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